A tiny drabble on a joke as old as dinosaurs. God smite me now.
Disclaimer: No I do not own Naruto cause I certainly would have offed Hinata by now if I did.
Sai Tells a Joke
By Pixistixs
"Hey dickless," said Sai to the blonde lying down on the grass of the training grounds. Naruto rolled his eyes at the pale boy and asked,
"What do you want?"
"I want to tell you a joke," said the boy sitting down next to him. The blonde looked at him warily.
"A joke?" repeated Naruto.
"Yes, a joke," nodded Sai. "The book I read said it's supposed to be a real good way to break the tension in social situations."
Naruto thought it might be something like that. He sighed wearily and said, "I don't have time for jokes. I'm trying to rest I've had a long day."
"You still training so you can find your little boyfriend?" said Sai sweetly, his patronizing grin in place.
"Wha- He's not my boyfriend!" shouted Naruto indignantly, sitting up immediately. His muscles ached in pain from the sudden movement. "Look, just leave me alone Sai."
The raven-haired boy didn't move from his spot and just continued staring at Naruto with that shit-eating smile. The blonde glared at him one last time before he lay back down on the grass.
He was gazing up at the blue sky watching an oddly shaped cloud pass when a brush of black hair blocked his vision. Sai had moved from his spot and was sitting next to Naruto's head now. Resting his head on the palms of his hands in a bored fashion, he carried on making the blonde uncomfortable with his intense gazing.
The blonde scrunched his nose in annoyance when Sai didn't move and said resignedly, "You're not gonna leave, are you?"
"Not anytime soon," answered Sai, his eyes curving up into crescents.
Naruto sighed and asked, "What'll I have to do to make you leave?"
"Listen to my joke," said Sai simply.
"Fine, tell me your dumb joke," said Naruto in a growl.
"Um," said Sai, looking up at the sky frowning slightly.
"Well?" persisted Naruto.
"I kinda forgot it," admitted Sai truthfully.
"You wasted my time to tell me that?" shouted the blonde angrily, his face getting red with anger.
"Ah wait, I remember it now!" said Sai happily. "Ok, you ready?"
"Ugh, just get it over with," snapped Naruto.
"What do you call nuts on your wall?" asked Sai in a giddy voice.
Naruto looked at him as him he'd grown a second head. What the hell kind of joke is that?
"I don't know," answered the blonde.
"Walnuts!" said Sai, clapping his hands together.
"That wasn't funny at all," said Naruto, even though he did smile a little. "Well, if that's all then-"
"No there's more!" insisted Sai. Naruto groaned but nodded for him to go on. Sai cleared his throat and asked, "What do you call nuts on your chest?"
"What," deadpanned Naruto.
"Chestnuts!"
"Real funny, are you done?"
"No, there's one more," said Sai.
"Okay, go on," said Naruto sighing.
"What do you call nuts on your chin?" asked Sai, this time absolutely twittering with giggles.
"I don't know, chin-nuts?" answered Naruto rolling his eyes.
"No silly!" said Sai hitting him playfully on that chest. "It's my penis in your mouth!"
Naruto felt his last nerve break as Sai snickered in laughter. The blonde boy gave something to his mouth all right… his fist.
I actually did ask if it was chin-nuts when my friend told me that joke. I'm so slow; he had to demonstrate what it meant.
Oh get your minds out of the gutter, it's not what you think!