giggle
"Fred."
sigh
"George."
squeek
"This is never going to work."
crash
"Ow."
"Hermione, how are we going to get this hole repaired if you can't even keep yourself balanced."
rolleyes
"I'm so sorry that I haven't mastered the skills of balancing on your shoulders."
"Well maybe you should practice."
"Maybe I shouldn't have agreed to help you if all you're going to do is insult me."
"I'm really sorry Hermione."
"Yeah, so sorry.'
"It was really awful of us."
"We'll never do it again."
"Ever."
"At all."
groan
"Alright, just shut up."
"Right away."
"Anything for you."
"We would never think about disobeying the precious Hermione."
"Except I have to go, good luck with the hole."
"FRED!"
"Where are you going O' twin of mine?"
"A date."
"With whom?
"That is none of your beeswax Hermione."
"Ah, but it is mine, don't make me use twin physicness on you. Who has the displeasure?"
wink
"A miss Clearwater."
"PENELOPE?!"
"No need to raise your voice HERMIONE."
"I thought her and Percy..."
laughter
"Ah, but you underestimate the powers of Fleur."
"FLEUR?!"
"No need to raise your VOICE Hermione."
"I thought her and Bill..."
"Ah but haven't you heard, Bill and Angelina."
confused look
"Whaida minute, wasn't Angelina with you, Fred?"
"Yes, and then with George."
"Then Fred."
"Then George."
"Then Fred."
"Then the both of us!"
"That's not true."
"Well no, but when we refused she went running off to Charlie."
"I thought she was with Bill."
"You factor both of them in to the equation doing what we refused to do..."
"Wait what...oh."
dawning comprehension
"That's sick."
"I know!"
"Really!"
"My own brother!"
"Brothers."
"Hermione you're taking this to seriously."
"Lighten up."
"Yeah, it's not like you're the one they're bumping uglies with."
"Don't you have a date to be getting to."
cheeky smile
"Why Hermione, aren't you the bright one. George, are you joining us later?"
"Bugger off."
"Language."
crack
"Thank goodness he's gone."
"Oh? And why is that George."
"Because, now we can bump our own uglies."
pick up hermione
"George, put me down."
"No."
kisses
kisses back
keeps kissing
goes in to room
lies down on bed
bumps uglies
rest
have sex
rest
rinse, lather, and repeat. gotcha
a/n: Sorry if this is confusing, feel free to ask me what the hell is going on. I just got this in my head and wrote it out for fun. Besides after I deleted half my fics, I feel I need some to take up the space. Can't tell you how much I enjoy praise and constructive criticism! hint