Bertie Bott, the colourful mutigalleonaire and inventor of the infamous beans, found enough time one afternoon to cruise around the wizarding world. Carefully hiding his identity with a Polyjuice Potion (making him look like a student of Hogwarts School), Bertie asked a few individuals what bean the company should introduce next. These are their answers.
Harry:
Frog guts, for my dearest friend Dudley. ~chuckles~
Dudley:
Chocolate with chocolate sauce sprinkled with chocolate.
Crabbe:
~stares into space~
Goyle:
~stares at his hand in amazement~
Voldemort:
~eyes grow wide as he giggles like a schoolgirl~ Lollipop.
Wormtail:
Anything but rat food. Living on that stuff really gets to you...
Colin:
Harry Potter.
Ginny:
Harry Potter.
Ron:
~is silent, thinking~ Not slug. Please not slug.
Draco:
Slug.
Hermione:
Hogwarts, A History. Perhaps if I fed it to some people they would actually know some of that wonderful information. Did you know I'm the only one to have ever read that book?...~is politely told to shut her mouth~
Sirius:
Kibble.
Lockhart:
What's a jelly bean?
Parvati:
Sugar. ~jumps around with wild, giggly enthusiasm~
Moody:
You think I'd eat those? CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Harry:
Frog guts, for my dearest friend Dudley. ~chuckles~
Dudley:
Chocolate with chocolate sauce sprinkled with chocolate.
Crabbe:
~stares into space~
Goyle:
~stares at his hand in amazement~
Voldemort:
~eyes grow wide as he giggles like a schoolgirl~ Lollipop.
Wormtail:
Anything but rat food. Living on that stuff really gets to you...
Colin:
Harry Potter.
Ginny:
Harry Potter.
Ron:
~is silent, thinking~ Not slug. Please not slug.
Draco:
Slug.
Hermione:
Hogwarts, A History. Perhaps if I fed it to some people they would actually know some of that wonderful information. Did you know I'm the only one to have ever read that book?...~is politely told to shut her mouth~
Sirius:
Kibble.
Lockhart:
What's a jelly bean?
Parvati:
Sugar. ~jumps around with wild, giggly enthusiasm~
Moody:
You think I'd eat those? CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
