Mercy: We've returned…

Heart: With an amusing idea.

Mercy: Y'know all those Mary Sues that everyone… EVERYONE hates?

Heart: Well, we've made a fanficion STARRING one…

Mercy: Wait people… It's not what you think…

Heart: But who are we to say… You need to read on to find out.

Mercy: Starring Kai and his amazing understudy actor that is known by the name of…

Heart: Mary Sue… -nudges Mercy- I told you this idea was messed… who ever actually heard of a girl called Mary Sue?

Mercy: Now they have… cue action! -runs offstage-

-runs back onstage- Meep! We forgot the disclaimer!

Heart: What is this, the fourth time we forgot or something…

Mercy: Actually, it's the fifth… anyways… we do not own Beyblade and any unrecognizable characters -cough Mary Sue cough- belong solely to us and are not to be used… or eaten, which could happen you never know.

Heart: Another thing… "Blah" is talk, "Blah" is emphasis and 'Blah' is thought in this fanfiction.

Heart: I think it would be wise to fade out now.

-fades out-

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So, what's it like being a beyblader? Especially when you are doing a shoot for a movie that you were forced into by an annoying Japanese boy that goes by the name of Tyson? Well, we could ask Kai at this moment but, he's not feeling that good. Actually, if we did, we would be lucky to have our heads still attached on after asking him. So, to shorten things, we're not going to ask Kai. But are you still wondering the answer to those questions? Well, your going to find out.

"Cut! Tyson, your supposed to TURN DOWN the food, not run away with it! Stop doing that!"

"Sorry, but I just couldn't help it. The watermelon made me!"

"I don't want any of your excuses… alright, take 21217!"

"Oh no, we have to go and save Daichi!" Tyson ran out the door and began twitching madly as he ran by the watermelon that was being held by Ms. Kincaid.

"You know what? We're calling it a day for you Tyson. We'll begin shooting you once you can control your food impulses." The director sighed and put down his megaphone, rubbing his head, ignoring Tyson's obnoxious whining. Kai watched him from the wall he was leaning on and nearly, key word nearly felt sorry for him. But he was Kai. He had better things to do than watch some poor sap director go insane because of Tyson. In fact, this movie business was completely insane.

'Did Tyson have to go and sign up for the movie contract… and why didn't anyone stop him… I wish I was there…' Kai went back to regretting going to Russia to visit Tala for a week because it left Tyson home to receive mail, find a movie contract, and start filming all before he got back. And now the great Kai Hiwatari was in a movie. Great, just what he wanted.

"Kai Hiwatari, we will be filming your scene now."

Kai left his wall and walked towards the director. "What do I say?"

"Well, since normally you don't talk much, you have around… oh I'd say… yes, around one line in the movie."

"That's just great. Now tell me what my line is."

"Your line will be… Here why don't you take the script"

Kai took the stack of paper handed to him and began to skim it quickly. He found his line and read it out slowly.

"Only a… bit beast… could have done this."

"Bravo! I was thinking about you saying that fast, but the pauses add so much more dramatic effect!"

Kai wanted to kill himself. After that very -cough- long film shoot that day for Kai, he decided to head home. After about an hour or so everyone else returned back to their, well actually Kai bought it, so it's technically his, apartment. Ray was the first to return.

"Hey Kai, isn't this the most awesome thing ever? We're gonna be in a movie! We'll be stars! Isn't this totally what you want"

Kai looked up at Ray and sighed. "Do I look like a person who would want to be a movie star?"

"No but-

"This is possible the worst thing that ever happened to me. Now if you excuse me, I have to go and brood about how Tyson just had to get us into a movie."

"Kai I didn't mean-"

But Kai had already traveled to his room doing who knows what, though it's pretty obvious he's brooding. Rei sat down on a couch thinking.

'Why does Kai have to be such a spazzy person sometimes? Well, at least Max will share my excitement.'

At that moment, right on cue (I swear they time these things! Once in Blanky and now here? It can't be a coincidence.) Max arrived back home with Tyson following him. Right away Max ran up to Ray and began exclaiming about how exciting it was to be in a movie.

"I can't believe this!"

"Me neither! Kai doesn't care but this is still so amazing!"

Ray and Max started jumping up and down excitedly and Tyson decided to join in. Everyone was so happy it was cute. That is, except for Kai. Kai was pretty annoyed all throughout dinner. Tyson even bet Max five dollars that Kai would be annoyed in his dreams. Kai just "Hn-ed" and left to go to bed.

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What will happen?

How does Kai stay annoyed for so long?

Do you know which movie this is? (I do, Beyblade Fierce Battle)

Why did I just give away a question that I was expecting people to answer?

Find out on Cornopolus goes to MgChestertowncityvilleplacearealocation!

Why does that thing just never get old?