Authors notes: Welcome to my X fiction of horrors! Well, I hope it won't be THAT horrible, but please don't kill me for grammatical errors, English is not my native language, but I'll try to avoid them. It's just random weirdness, I'll think about a plot later. Bad writing style, right? Now,have fun! (or not O.o)

Disclaimer: X belongs to CLAMP (CrueL And Mean Persons) I adore them,though.

Circus of insanity

The news presenter on the TV:

"The dying-off of the white doves in Tokyo continues. For some mysterious reason they're exploding all the time. A warning to all the spiritualists out there: That's not an omen, the world is not going to explode or whatever. Please avoid mass hysteria..."

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"The Seals ran into the kitchen, where Yuzuriha stood in front of the open fridge, eyes almost popping out. "What is it? Did you find a corpse in there???"

"No, even better! There's a really large box of icecream! I don't know where it came from, it has to be a divine present! Now I know, that all my fighting was not senseless!"Arashi:"Ehrm, Yuzuriha? You bought that yesterday."She shrugged "Who cares, i'ts ICECREAM! And as the lucky girl that I am, I can eat icecream all the time, without bursting open my school uniform."

Then, the door got flung open by Subaru, who was bleeding like usual. "Oh, Subaru, what happened to you?"Kamui asked with tears in his eyes.

seriously, his eyes are NEVER dry!

"Well, first I attacked a christmas tree by mistake and got stabbed by its needles and then a child threw its pinwheel after me. got it?

oh, and after that, someone plunged his fist trough my chest.""What? Why are'nt you dead?""Because I need some time for mysterious blahblahblah. So, where should I begin...?"

"You need to be cured! But how to cure a hole thats 10 centimeters in diameter?"Sorata: "I have an idea""Tell us!""Bandages." Fuma (popping out of nowhere) : Did somebody say Bondage?"(looks around hungrily) "Kamui, why are you trying to hide behind a waste basket?""Uhm, I...I...I just felt like it."

Subaru's voice broke the confused silence:"I don't want to appear as a spoilsport, but this scene is supposed to be my heartbreaking, tragical death scene and there's not even a single feather in here."

Fuma glared at him."Hey! You can't die! Not until I licked somebodys blood. Kamuuiiiiiiiii..."

Kamui:" Oh shit!!! And glass windows everywhere! I should move into a cardboard box."

"Do you think my Shinken and my leather whip would fit in there?"

"Fuma! I never asked you to move in with me!"

"You don't like me anymore! (whines)" OK that's a bit OOC

"Fuma, you killed my girlfriend, stabbed me with a sword and tortured me with sadistic innuendoes. Of course I like you!"

tbc............

Well, Im running out of ideas and there's not even a plot. If anybody has an idea, tell me, I feel like my brain went dry. Please review, this is my first fiction after a long time of abstinence... I hope my English wasn't too bad.