"Robin, please come out of your cape." Kaldur asked the thirteen year old for the umpteenth time.
"N-no. I don't wan-na." Said thirteen year old was currently huddled in the farthest corner of the mountain... With his cape over his head like a hoodie.
After watching the movie 'It' with the team, Robin had dozed off on the couch. Wally, being the ever pranking speedster that he is- decided he would wake him up by using a voice modifier, to sound exactly like the Joker.
"Come on little bird, wakey wakey. Don't you wanna play with your Uncle J'?"
Snapping awake with wide eyes- Robin screamed, and in the midst of all the confusion his eyes landed on Wally. Of course just using the modifier wasn't enough so he decided to go all out, wearing a purple leather tux with his pale white skin. Mouth hanging agape and his mind wondering how the heck the Joker of all people managed to get into the mountain, Robin decided that sitting there wasn't going to get the madman out of the living room.
So, like any rational vigilante- he jumped off of the couch, soaring straight at the disguised clown.
Letting out a shriek of terror, Wally tried zooming away- but Robin caught him just before he could head off. Still in his sleep-ninja mode, Robin jumped on Wally's back using his hair to steer his body... right into the cave wall. Soon knocked unconscious by the bluntness of the blow, Robin then proceeded to bat-cuff him.
Deeming it safe enough for the others to take care of the problem- Dick then ran to the farthest corner of the cave and pulled his cape out and over his head like a hoodie.
Which brings us to where we are now.
"Robin, please. Wally was just pranking you. The Joker was not actually present in the cave. You are safe. I promise."
Upon hearing Kaldur's promise, the hacker looked up and around the room. Eyes landing on Kid, he let out yet another loud whimper and pulled his cape over his head even more.
"This is useless," Kaldur turned towards Artemis "Artemis, wake Wally up. I don't care how- just do it."
Artemis nodded, and started tickling Wally's armpits.
"He-ey, wh-heh-whas' going -heh heh- on? Wh-haha- y are you -HAHAHA- why are you tickling me!" The redhead finally managed to gasp out.
Artemis rolled her eyes, "Short version? Rob knocked you out, and now he's in the corner with his cape over his head. Because he's scared. -You- scared him! Now take that stuff off and apologize Baywatch!"
Wide eyed, Wally sped his way to the bathroom and changed, emerging later a new man.
"Rob? C'mon buddy, it's me Wally. You know, that guy you just knocked out? I think I still have the bump.." He grumbled, pointing to a spot on his forehead.
Dick looked up and saw that indeed, Wally was there with a rather large looking goose egg on his face. Letting out a cackle, he jumped up and ran to the Zeta-tubes. Turning around he made a mock salute and left the cave.
"What the f-"
Robin: B-01
Authors Note:
Crack Fic! Got this from young justice headcannons on tumblr. My other story 'The Other Side'! (That should be updated probably before Friday? I have no idea. Heh.) thanks for reading And leave a review, tell me how I did!