You'll Find What You're Looking For At Sam's Club
Romance
Rated M - language and lemons
A/N: Just thought of this. I have a huge crush on Jensen Ackles. I'm a huge fan of Supernatural. I wish I had season 1-5 of the show. I only have season 6 on DVD. I'm behind on season 7 since I couldn't watch it on . If you are this mama4dukes, I'm sorry I stole, "You'll Find What You're Looking For At…" I'm not a big fan of Walmart so I picked Sam's Club since I love that store.
Summary: Ashley bumps into Jensen Ackles with a shopping cart at Sam's Club. They talk while they're shopping.
Chapter 1
APOV (Ashley)
Why do I feel like something big is going to happen today? It's been a year since I moved to Texas from Arizona. I'm a paranoid bastard. Call me crazy or whatever. I don't have family out in Texas, well not including my grandpa was from here. Back what I originally said, I'm a paranoid bastard, I have two shotguns, two silver pistols, an army Swiss knife, two butcher knives, two machetes and an aluminum baseball bat.
I found the butcher knives and the machetes at a pawn shop. They shotguns and the pistols I have a license for. I stayed in Michigan to get my Associate's then transferred to ASU for my Bachelor's and Master's to be a medical assistant. My work hours are very flexible. I'm only called in when I'm needed. I make $30,000 a year and they still pay me $15,000 a month even though I don't show up half the time.
At first, they did require me to show up every day but now it's more laid back. I don't show up to work unless they call me in. today, I need to shop at Sam's. I'm very aware that Sam's club have large quantities of food. That's why I go there to get food.
I'm glad I met my best friend. I don't know what I'd do without him. He helped me with practically everything during my college years. My whole family is proud of me for succeeding in college. I didn't think I would be able to succeed.
The thing about me is that I don't wear make up. I look beautiful without it. I keep using Garnier Fructis Fortifying Shampoo and Conditioner: Tripe Nutrition. It does wonders to my hair and I can straighten my hair even in this 100 degree heat and it won't even frizz up. I still watch what I'm spending on food.
Currently, I'm in my bathroom blow drying and straightening my hair. I'm only in my towel and after when I'm done in the bathroom, I went into my walk-in closet. I pick out a khaki capris, Adidas house shoes, boy shorts and my favorite teal bra.
Whenever I go shopping at the grocery store I wear my favorite Adidas house shoes since I'm really lazy. I look in the closet full length mirror and I look good. I walk downstairs and grab my shopping list. I walked to the door to the garage and grab my keys and my purse.
I unlock the door to the '67 Chevy Impala, exact replica from Supernatural. (A/N: My favorite horror show that I can stand to watch at night.) During the first week of driving in it, I had a lot of people come up to me and talk to me about Supernatural. I stopped driving and went back to driving my big black, tinted windows, sun roof, 28 inch rims 2500 HD GMC Z71 Sierra Denali. The Impala is my grocery shopping car while the Denali truck is my every day truck. I switch my silver pistol from the truck to the Impala.
I hit the garage door opener and start the Impala. I'm so glad that my neighbor sold this car to me. He rebuilt it and redone this since it was sitting in garage collecting dust. Mr. Ackles told me if something is wrong or it needs an oil change, I can go to him for free instead of going to a mechanic. He's a nutty old guy and he told me I should meet Jensen. I swear I think he's trying to set me up.
I've never been to a Supernatural convention but I bought a lot of merchandise off of Amazon. I don't have to pay for shipping when buying things from Amazon. I forgot what episode and what season I started liking Supernatural, but I definitely watched all the previous seasons. I record Supernatural and watch it after the season is over.
From the first episode I always thought Dean and Sam were cute but now they are freakin' hot. I've always had a huge crush on Jensen Ackles. Of course, when I come over just to chat and hang out, his father wouldn't shut up about him. Hmm, I wonder if he needs anything. I pull out of the garage and close the garage door. I drive next door and park it, I get out and knock on the door.
I heard a grunt and the door opens up.
"Hey, Ashley. Come in," He said.
"No, but thanks, do you need me to get anything for you while I'm at Sam's, Mr. Ackles?" I asked him.
"Nah, Jensen's out getting groceries and how many times do I have to ask you to call me Roger?" He smiles, wryly. (A/N: I don't care if that's his dad's name, just roll with me.)
"Well, you know how I am, Roger," I smiled back.
"Always polite. I'm having a barbeque later, you should come by,"
"No, thanks, I don't want to intrude," I politely declined.
"Nonsense, come over and have some food and some beer,"
"Okay,"
He's more persistent than me.
"Come on over at 8, we are just gonna be in the backyard. Don't be a stranger." He told me.
"Thanks for the invitation, I will see you later, Roger," I told him.
After our good-byes, I was on my way to Sam's. I plugged my iPod in the station and turned it up. I sung along to Crazy by Daughtry. Once I got there, I plugged in the ear buds and got out, locked the door and walked in. I showed my membership card and smiled at the greeter. I grabbed a cart and shopped.
I grabbed a couple of big cereal boxes and checked that off the list. I was singing lowly to Losing My Mind by Daughtry when I literally bumped into someone. I paused my music and took my ear buds out.
"Oh God, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to run into you," I apologized.
"No, it's fine," said a very familiar voice.
I looked into Jensen's amazing hazel eyes and almost blurted out, "I think you're hot," but quickly snapped my jaw closed. I saw recognition lit his eyes and he broke out into a grin.
"You're my dad's neighbor that sold the Impala to,"
"Yeah, once I saw that he was working on it, I talked to him. I told him that I was huntin' the car down and wanted it to be the exact replica of Dean's baby," I giggled.
He chuckled.
"My dad's description of you didn't do you justice. He told me that you were a huge fan of the show," He told me.
I groaned.
"Were you a fan of it when it first premiered?"
"No, I was like 11 when it first came on. I don't know what season and episode I started watching it. I first started off with season six as my first DVD. I also watch the show during the nighttime and with the lights off. It's entertaining and it doesn't bother me like most horror genre based movie or show."
"I'm taking that when you first saw Dean's car you fell in love with it, am I correct?"
"Yeah, at first I didn't know what the heck it was until I looked it up online. Your dad wouldn't shut up about you whenever I hung out in the garage watching him fix the car," I told him.
"Ha, the same goes to you,"
"No," I said, completely mortified.
He nodded.
We talked the whole time we were shopping. We got to know each other on a more personal level than what his dad told us. We went to the check out line with our full shopping carts. I really do wish I had enough room for my Grey Goose Vodka.
"What are you looking at?" He asked.
"Grey Goose Vodka, I wish I had enough room for it." I sighed, longingly.
He grabbed the bottle and put it in his cart. I made a move to protest but he put a finger to my lips.
"Let me buy it for you, it's on me."
He took his finger away and I stuck my tongue out at him. He rolled his eyes.
"Very mature,"
Once we got into the check out line, I told him I was invited to the barbeque tonight. At the door, we exchanged phone numbers.
"What's with the area code?" He asked.
"Wayne County, Michigan area code," I explained.
"Oh, well I'll see you tonight at dad's house,"
"See ya,"
I pushed the cart to the car and loaded the groceries in it. I put the cart in the corral and got in the car and pulled away and drove off. My phone started ringing. I looked at the caller ID and answered it.
"Yeah?"
"I forgot to give you the Vodka,"
"Keep it until tonight but don't let anyone open it because it's mine,"
He laughed outright. "They don't drink this kind of Vodka, they drink Russian,"
"Huh? Well that's easy enough. Just keep it safe for me, would ya?"
"Yeah, no problem,"
"Thanks, tell Roger I will be over after I go to Target,"
"Will do, see ya later,"
"See ya,"
I hung up the phone and drove to Target. At Target, I got the latest Daughtry and Theory of a Deadman CD. After I got the CD's, I left to go home. Once I got home, I had all the groceries put away. Knowing me, I'm probably going to be spending the night over there since I'm sort of planning on getting drunk. I always have things over there because I hung out with Jensen's siblings. I lock up the house and walked over to the Ackles' house.
I love Roger's barbeque burgers. He knows how I like the burger cooked. I walked into the house.
"Knock, knock," I announced.
"Hey, Ashley," Shouted several voices.
I know the Ackles have Jack Daniel's and Tequila plus Smirnoff. I wait two weeks then I crack open the Vodka. I grabbed a Bud Light out of the cooler.
(A/N: Like I said with Jensen's dad's name, roll with me.)
"How are you, Ashley?" Jen asked.
"I'm good, very good," I answered.
"That's good,"
"You need help?" I asked.
"Nah, go chat with the guys. They're out back."
"Hey guys," I said, once I walked out the sliding goods.
I got nods. I sat down in a chair and kicked back.
"Hey, Ashley,"
"Hey, Jensen,"
"How was the shopping at Target?"
I put my head back and closed my eyes.
"I just picked up a few things and that was it," I answered.
He grunted.
"I can tell you ain't from here. Where are you from originally?"
"Midwest. Michigan. Born in Trenton, Michigan. Raised in Romulus. Love Michigan because of Lake Michigan but I'm tired of the two season thing."
"Why?"
"Because when it's fall, it's winter. When it's spring, it's freakin' summer. During the fall, the weather's bipolar. Be there for a year and tell me how that feels. I say pop not soda. Soda sounds weird coming out of my mouth."
"Huh? What else?"
So I told him all about me. What makes me tick. What I like and don't like. What's my favorite thing. The only person I talk to is my best friend when I'm drunk. When he asked who it was and I told him, I could tell he was jealous. I have a feeling something is going to go down tonight. I hope he has condoms. It's fun being drunk with people rather than by myself.
My parents let me try the Grey Goose Vodka imported from France and I liked it. During the weekend or the breaks I drink Vodka. I'm usually drunk on Friday and Saturday.
"What is your relationship with your parents?" He asked.
"Strained at worst and rocky at best," I answered.
"Why?"
"Ever since I moved here, my dad didn't like it. We argued and my mom didn't say one thing so in my mind she's agreeing with him. Ever since they got a divorce, it was really strained and we rarely ever talked. I got really independent and wanted to live on my own. I don't like asking for help unless I absolutely have to. I don't talk to them at all. I removed my mom from Facebook as my friend. I talk to my grandpa, my aunt and my uncle in Michigan. After that debacle I never called again." I explained.
"You do look like a very independent person,"
"At first, my dad encouraged me to leave the nest so to speak. I was about to leave after I got my Associate's when he sort of bugged me about leaving. By then, I was fed up with living in a small house with four other people, even if it was my mom, dad, brother and baby sister under one roof. I really wanted to be on my own and my mom encouraged it. I got tired of the same surroundings and needed a change of scenery. I left without looking back. I went to ASU, Arizona State University, to get my Bachelor's and Master's,"
He whistled. I really don't regret leaving without looking back. I saved up enough money for food and gas. Once I reached Arizona and moved in with Charlie, I worked until I was able to sign up for in-state instead of out-of-state. I packed up all of my light clothes, my favorite plaid sheets, my unicorn pillow pet (A/N: I really do have all this stuff, I.e. plaid sheets, unicorn pillow pet, a soft as hell shiny brown fur blanket, my House of Night books, Nightshade books, The Host, Twilight books, stuffed animals, all my movies that I'm going to list at the end of this chapter. Back to the story.) soft as hell shiny brown fur blanket, HON books, Nightshade books, The Host, Twilight books, stuffed animals, all of my movies, my laptop, my dresser, alarm clock and toy cars. (A/N: I don't really have a laptop but I do share it with my mom since our desktop computer kicked the bucket.)
"You didn't really bring much from what dad told me,"
"No, it's just that I brought all the things I need to take with me. I had too much stuff. The last time I talked to my mom, I told her I didn't care what she did to my old room since I wasn't coming back,"
"That's cool,"
I stared blankly at him. In my mind I was thinking, what the fuck? That's all he has to say! Okay, then. I took another swig of my beer. If I don't have my happy juice, aka, Dr. Pepper, I'm a really bitchy person and I get pissed easily. After that, we chatted casually until dinner was ready.
I put mayo, ketchup, mustard, pickles and cheese on my burger. I noticed out of the corner of my eye that Jensen raised an eyebrow in question. I shrugged my shoulders. We sat at the dining room table and dug in.
"How is she holding up?" Roger asked me.
"I don't have a problem with her. She's perfect." I smiled.
"She?" Jensen asked, clearly confused.
"The Impala that I drive when I grocery shop. It's a girl. I call her baby," I said, sarcastically.
"Huh? That's Dean's car,"
"She doesn't let anyone touch her. It's her baby." Roger said.
"Just like Dean," Jensen and I said at the same time.
After that everyone laughed. Just then a knock came at the door. Roger got up and answered it.
"Hey everyone," Jared said.
I almost fell out of my chair in shock. I only met Jared once and said something really idiotic. I was mortified but he took it all in stride. I was over here hanging out with Jen when he came over…
-Flashback-
Us girls were in the kitchen doing things when Jared Padalecki came in. my eyes widen and I almost died and gone to "Supernatural" heaven.
"Hey, girls," He greeted Jen and Ally.
"Hey," they both said.
"Oh, who is this?"
"This is Ashley," Jen said.
I said the most ridiculous thing that came to my mind. "I think you're hot and I'm a huge fan of Supernatural." (A/N: I would never IN MY LIFE do that.)
I immediately shut my mouth and blushed. Everyone laughed.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I lost my verbal filter for a moment and said the most ridiculous thing that came to my mind," I explained still mortified.
"It's okay, I've heard and seen a lot worse," He said, good naturedly.
-End Flashback-
Jared chuckled and I glared. God, that was so embarrassing. We ended up being good friends after that incident.
"Is there something I should know about?" Jensen asked.
I groaned.
"When I first met Jared I said the most ridiculous thing that came to my mind. I haven't been that mortified since 7th grade. My verbal filter was turned off then I apologized and he said no big deal,"
"I love brining it up just to mess with her,"
"Oh my God! Just shut up!" I said, mortified from the memory.
"Nothing really embarrasses you does it?"
"No, but that topped it off my list of embarrassing stories,"
Jensen and Jared chuckled. Great, that's going to be their ammo for most embarrassing moment.
"What did she say that was embarrassing to her?" Jensen asked, curiously.
"She said, 'I think you're hot and I'm a huge fan of Supernatural,'" Jared said.
I put my head in my hands. Jensen threw back his head and laughed. Jared knows I don't treat him like a celebrity, just a normal person. Same with Jensen. I can see why they have such great chemistry on set, they have fun. (A/N: That's what makes a show awesome because you would be able to see that they have chemistry and have fun on set.) Great, now I want to watch Supernatural. I'm on season 4 right now.
"You want a burger, Jared?" Roger asked.
"No thanks, just wanted to stop by and say hey. I'm going to be here later on." Jared said.
"Oh okay, you know you are more than welcome to come over and eat with us instead of by yourself," Roger said.
"I will keep that in mind. See ya guys later,"
"Bye," Everyone said.
"Why didn't you tell me?" Jared asked.
"It's so freakin' mortifying. It's not even funny, that's not how I thought my first impression was going to go. When I'm drunk, I have absolutely no verbal filter. I know I wasn't drunk that day either," I said.
"Really?"
"Ask your family,"
Roger, Jen, Ally and Alex all nodded their heads. I'm not kinky, just no verbal filter when I'm drunk.
"I'm glad you aren't like other people that use alcohol as an excuse to have sex with each other,"
I made a face and made a gagging noises.
"No kidding. It's really stupid."
"I know. Dean doesn't do that. He does drink whatever alcohol he can get his hands on. Sure, he was a womanizer and flirted with a lot of girls,"
"That's what makes Supernatural so awesome. Dean flirting, taking care of his baby, looking out for Same, saying sarcastic and funny things and self-destructive tendencies,"
"What's your favorite episode?"
"Yellow Fever."
"Why?"
"It's because Dean was really paranoid. Funniest parts, to me, during the episode was when Dean screamed after Sam opened the locker and a cat jumped out. And when they saw a lumber jack ghost, Dean was out the door like the hellhounds were after him with Sam looking after him with a WTF look," I couldn't keep a straight face after that and started laughing.
I watched that season a few weekends ago. He frowned at me. I kept laughing because that really is my favorite episode so far.
"I almost died laughing when I watched it. There are funny parts to the show in all the seasons, but that one struck me to be the funniest episode,"
"Karaoke Night," Jen said.
I'm going to surprise the fuck out of Jensen with my singing. I can sing in front of the Ackles and Jared but not anyone else. Everyone went before me to sing their song. (A/N: use your imagination for their songs.) Once it was my turn, I grabbed a guitar and went up to the stage.
Crazy by Daughtry
There's no hiding room
When every wound brings the darkest place to light
That straight out the womb I've been marked by a beast of some kind
And there's so many reasons why you're not
I winked at Jensen, who has his jaw on the ground.
Crazy for leaving
Just crazy for stayin' so long
I'm amazed you're still breathing
Amazed that you can feel at all
For all the pain I've caused ya
I'm the one crazy after all
The one crazy after all
There's no need for signs
When your cryin' eyes said a million words tonight
And I'd rather die
Then see you do time for the wrongs that you can't make right
You're not
Crazy for leaving
Just crazy for stayin' so long
I'm amazed you're still breathing
Amazed you can feel at all
For all the pain I've caused ya
I'm the one crazy after all
I'm so far gone
Found my way back to broken somehow
Yeah well you moved on
But I can't find my way out
You're not crazy for leaving
Just crazy for stayin' so long
I'm amazed you're still breathing
Amazed you can feel at all
For all the pain I've caused ya
I'm the one crazy after all
You're not crazy
After the song was over and I was breathing heavily. I noticed throughout the song that Jensen's jaw was still on the ground. I set the guitar down and sat next to him then I put my index finger under his chin and snapped his jaw closed.
"You could catch flies like that," I whispered in his ear.
Chapter play list: Crazy by Daughtry and Losing My Mind by Daughtry
A/N: Oooh, a cliffy. What do you think? It's not really a Supernatural fanfic but it's a thought of mine. I really do think Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki are hot. It's really too bad that they're married and Jared's wife just had a baby this past Monday. If a guy is married and has a kid then, to me, they are off limits. I feel like I'm in a love triangle. Now onto the list of movies.
1. Lottery Ticket
2. Push
3. Supernatural (season 6 but in this story I have seasons 1-7)
4. Godzilla
5. Twilight movies
6. Pirates of the Caribbean (1-4)
7. Disturbia
8. Beetlejuice
9. Muppets From Space
10. Transformers (1-3)
11. Dear John
12. The Fast and The Furious (1-5)
-Cola Marie