Pete Wentz: Hey dude.
Gerard Way: Ello.
Pete Wentz: Wassup brohem?
Gerard Way: Nothing much, just chilling. How bout you?
Pete Wentz: Chillin' like a villain. Say, want to catch a movie later?
Gerard Way: Sure, as long as it has horror and blood in it. ;)
Pete Wentz: And hot babes ;)
Dani Benson: You were so adopted…
Pete Wentz: D:
Gerard Way: …WIN
Gerard Way: Worst…movie…EVER
Pete Wentz: So…gay…
Gerard Way: Just how you were acting!
Dani Benson: What'd he do this time?
Pete Wentz: I PLEE INNOSENCE!
Gerard Way: He kept rubbing my leg, brushing his fingers through my hair, and saying shit like "Hey, you like this part? I like this part. Even if it's pretty pathetic. Also, just f.y.i., I have gum, in my mouth, and I know you'd like to find it."
Dani Benson: W-I-N!
Gerard Way: D:
Pete Wentz: Remind me again why the fuck we went to see twilight…
Gerard Way: Thought it would have both blood and babes in it…we faaaaiiiiiiillleeeeddd…
Pete Wentz: It looked OK in the commercials, I swear D:
Dani Benson: Again…you were adopted
Gerard Way: Again…WIN
Pete Wentz: I hate you all.
Pete Wentz: So Tori Vega and I were making a scrapbook earlier and she spilled glitter all over me…
Tori Vega: I'M SORRY BABE D:
Gerard Way: Guess he finally came out of the closet.
Dani Benson: Kinky :)
Pete Wentz: LOOK! I'M EDWARD CULLEN!
Gerard Way: OH MY GOD, THEY'RE TWINS!
Pete Wentz: Now, all I have to do is get neutered…
Gerard Way: Baby, baby, baby…I thought you'd always be mine…MIIIINNNNEEEEEEE!
Pete Wentz: Yeah…I'M the gay one…
Gerard Way: …
Tori Vega: Nothing is impossible
Pete Wentz: Really? Have you ever tried nailing Jell-O to a tree, slam a revolving door or chew air?
Tori Vega: Uhh….
Pete Wentz: Yeah, that's right!
Dani Benson: Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years!
Gerard Way: So much for a nice status…
Dani Benson: Just saw another commercial for Twilight…Taylor Lautner kind of reminds me of Pete Wentz :D
Pete Wentz: I'm insulted .