Full Summary:
Nineteen countries have been randomly chosen from a drawing to rule the world for one day. The ones pulled from the drawing were America, Austria, Belarus, Canada, China, England, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Japan, Poland, Prussia, Russia, Sealand, South Italy, South Korea, Spain, and Switzerland. They were all told that they could do whatever they wanted to in the meantime; change the government, make new laws, do whatever they had to do to change whatever they wanted. But there was a catch; do something that will completely change the world and still be a great world leader. Whoever does the best job, wins the game. One question remains on the countries' and their citizens' minds; what will happen?
(A/N): Hey people of the Internet! I'm here with yet another story. This was a request suggested by Snow and Night the sisters, so you can thank her for yet another story from me. I was really excited when I got her PM. She gave me really good (and weird) ideas that were all pretty amazing, but I really liked one of her suggestions. She said:
"What if America ruled the world? Germany? Italy? Japan? Everyone else?"
And so, I took it upon myself to accept this request!
For future reference, if anyone else has any requests, I will gladly accept them.
Enjoy the story!
Chapter One: America
America sat in his messy office, tapping his foot. So he was the ruler of the world this week? He stared at his computer screen.
Well? Who cared about laws and government and all that crap? It's time to have fun!
America jumped out of chair, leaving his office. He skipped through the hallways of his large homes, past random American states ("What the fuck are you doing, bro?" California called across the hallway), and he burst out of his front door. He did one large leap, his arms in the air, shouting, "I'm the king of the world!" Running to the white house, he sat in the president's chair, and got to work on the computer in the oval office.
He opened a word document, beginning to type up a whole new lifestyle for every country.
"The national food is now hamburgers. The national flower… um… red roses? National drink… well, I do like orange juice. Now, for the government. Every country is now a Federal republic, Presidential system, and a Constitutional republic! All documents of American history now apply to all countries! The capital of the world is Washington D.C. All countries are now considered states of America. All states of mine can still have their own cultures and speak their own languages, but when they are in the mainland of America, they have to speak English to people who don't understand other languages, so start learning English, people!" America said aloud as he typed it into the word document. Once he finished, he sent the document to every government leader in the world. He saved the document, then logged off of the computer.
-2 Hours Later-
"Aiya!"
"What the bloody hell is this?"
"I disapprove!"
"I sharr refrain from speaking."
"I don't see the problem! I don't mind it! Ve~"
"Wrong. I shall not become one with America, America will become one with Mother Russia, da?"
"What is this? I shall not become an American state! Who does he think I am? France shall remain on its own!"
China, England, Japan, Italy, Germany, Russia, and France were all gathered in the meeting room. America wasn't there, for he was out skipping around his country and having all the ice cream he could get for free, since, for countries, everything was free.
"Aiya! If he rules the world, then our health care will all be terrible! We cannot let him do this, aru!" China slammed his fist on the table.
"Correct. If anything, we should have health care like Canada's," Germany spoke up.
"Who?" half of the group asked.
"Canada? The second biggest country in the world, the one right above America? He's sitting right over there…" Germany pointed to an empty chair.
"Ah, Kumajirou… finally, someone recognizes me," a soft voice came from the direction Germany was pointing. A figure slowly appeared into the chair. "Hi. I'm Canada."
Everyone but Germany and Canada either screamed or jumped.
"Ghost!" Italy ran, hiding behind Germany.
"He's no ghost. Last time I checked, he's very much alive. Now sit down and calm yourselves," Germany growled.
"And for all these years, I thought America was the second largest country. Turns out I was wrong, aru," China said, staring at the world map.
"Anyway," Germany cleared his throat, "I think we should rebel against America. It wouldn't be a big war, just a small battle, since pretty much every country is against America. That way, everything would be back to normal."
"But what would be the reason for war? It can't be equality, since America's government is pretty much as equal as it gets," England spoke up.
"Our reason for war is to be all independent countries, duh! Kind of like with what America did to you. Remember?" France said, grinning and poking the Englishman.
"Shut up, git! That's still a sensitive subject…" England mumbled, slapping France's hand away.
"So are we going to do it or not, aru?" China asked, annoyed.
"Um… I suggest we wait untir America-san's term is over. That way, we won't have to waste precious time fighting. He onry has thirteen hours reft, using his time zone. The good thing is, his raws do not appry to me nor does it to South Korea or China, because technicarry, it is arready Austria-kun's term. I wish you the best of ruck with the rest of America-san's term in your countries," Japan smiled.
"Oh, that is true, isn't it, aru? Oh well. We have no business here. Let's go, Japan," China walked out of the door, Japan following close (but not too close) behind.
"I still suggest we declare war! There's no way we're going to sit here and suffer the rest of his term!" England said, slamming his fist on the desk.
"Same here. Everyone else?" Germany asked, looking around the room at the determined faces.
"For France!"
"For the union of Mother Russia, da!"
"For Narnia – I mean, the United Kingdom!"
"Ve~"
"I'm sure we can go about this another way. I could talk to America. He's my brother, after all. I'm sure he'll understand… and they're not listening…"
.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.
"Hazaah! Pause, demon! We want out of your ridiculous country to be our own, independent countries! Surrender now, and no one gets hurt!" England pointed his wand at America, who froze and crossed his arms, shaking his head.
"England, I thought we agreed never to do drugs again. After last time, you should know better than that*," America shook his head, pretending to be disappointed at England's apparent drug use.
"I am not on drugs! And we don't want to be a part of your country!" England shouted in America's face.
"And who is this 'we' you speak of?" America asked, looking behind England to see absolutely no one.
England looked behind him, and growled when he saw that his supposed "allies" weren't there. "They'll be here soon, trust me," he muttered.
And like England predicted, all 194 other countries came rushing down the road towards he and America.
"Holy shit. I haven't even seen some of these countries in, like, centuries!" America marveled at the sight of the many countries in front of him.
"America, you're only 240 years old," England noted, rolling his eyes.
"It was a figure of speech, duh! And anyway, if you wanted independence, you could've just asked me nicely. I would've said yes, regardless of what you would do. You just have to be the one to overreact, huh? Well, you're all free to do what you want, 'cause I'm a nice guy. Off you go, go do something useful…" America shooed them off.
Suddenly, Canada appeared at America's side, holding a bullhorn in his hand. "See! I told you! And none of you listened to me. I told you he wouldn't mind it. And you had to go and waste your time! Now go home!" Canada said sternly, getting a reaction out of most of the countries.
"Hey, Canadia! When did you get there?" America said, patting Canada on the head.
"I've been here the entire time, America," Canada grumbled.
"Oh yeah. Anyway… bye, everyone! It was nice seeing you guys again!" America shouted to the leaving countries, who were all mumbling either something about a waste of time or something about how they knew this was going to happen, since America's all about freedom.
Original Mission: Make the world a better place by giving everyone freedom!
Goals Completed: None.
(A/N):
So here's the first chapter of If I Ruled the World.
Looks like America didn't accomplish anything but pissing everyone off.
*That's a reference to one of my other stories, 21 Hetalia Street, where America and England are being idiots and doing drugs. I didn't intend for that story to happen, but it did xD
Thank you for reading, and PLEASE review. Special thanks to Night and Snow the sisters for the request.
Until next time. Dewamata, watashi no daisuki.