"HAAAALLLLLLLPPPPPP MEEEEEEE!" The now former security guard screamed as he ran out of the pizzeria.

"Comforting." I sarcastically mumbled to myself. After that slightly traumatizing experience, I decided to go home and rethink my life choices.

I came back the next day.

"Hello and welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! Where dreams (and nightmares) come true! I'm Fredrick, call me Freddie" I began to tune him out, looking at the animatronics, who seemed to be staring into my soul. This frightened me just a tad, so I shivered and decided to look

somewhere else.

"Um… Mr. Fazbear, I wanted to know if that security guard job is still open." The smile fell off of his face as his mood darkened.

"Oh. Very well then. Follow me." He led me into a dark office with four buttons, two on either side. It was compact and straightforward. "Press the red buttons only if you have to. You will have to." He led me out of the office back into the light. Thank God. "You get $120 at the end of the week. You will start tomorrow at 12:00 AM. Your shift ends at 6:00 AM." After that strange and creepy little thing that just happened, I went to my humble little apartment.

I got home half-way scared and half-way curious. What did he mean by that I will have to? I mean, who would rob that kind of place? I finally decided to do some research on the topic. I booted up my Macintosh and searched "Freddy Fazbear" on Archie(1993 search engine). A plethora of articles popped up. None of them good. Child's frontal lobe bitten off in 1987 by animatronic fox dubbed "Mangle" at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. The child seems to be okay.

I stared at the screen with shock and disbelief and I decided to read on.

Jeremy Fitzgerald. Age 23. Date of death: November 14th, 1987.

Place of Death: Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Additional Information: Jeremy Fitzgerald worked at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria for 6 days as a night guard. He went missing on Sunday, November 13th and announced deceased on Monday, November

14th,1987.

"Dude." The fear started to shake my entire being realizing that rent was due soon and I didn't have the time to find another job.

"I'm totally gonna die." I wailed.