"Master Experiment is facing some problems, sir."
"What sort of problems?"
"Well we were able to make M.E. the strongest, fastest, most agile, and highest IQ ever, but it doesn't listen to orders very well if at all."
"Are you telling me that the most destructive bioweapon in existence DOESN'T FOLLOW ORDERS!"
"*Meep* Yes, sir. I'm sorry. We've tried everything! It just destroys when it wants to!"
"*growl* Put it in the smeet facilities! It will be labeled as defective and killed."
"But, sir! You told us to add the Virus program so that…"
"Just do it!"
"*gulp* Yes, sir!"
*years later*
A message drone burst into the Tallest War Planning Chamber.
"My Tallest! You have a visitor and he says that he can give you a great asset to help with the war with the Meekrob!"
"Bring him in then!" Tallest Red ordered.
"And get us some more snacks!" Added Purple.
"Certainly, my Tallest," The drone bowed then scampered out.
Through the doors came a medium sized Irken with neon green eyes in a scientist lab coat. He bowed.
"My Tallest."
"You speak of an asset. Where is it?" Demanded Red.
"Hidden within the Empire itself, sir. Years ago, some colleges and I created a bioweapon capable of destroying anything. We integrated it with the population when we experienced a…setback. I've recently located it."
"A bioweapon capable of destroying anything! Who is it?" Red said eagerly.
"You won't like it, but the bioweapon choose the name of Zim."
*Earth*
"BWAHAHAHA! Foolish Human! You will never capture me!"