DG: Exactly, that's why this situation is as dangerous as it is, we are treading on thin ice my friend.
BB: Can I please be co-captain? I promise I won't sink this boat this time, like what happened on the titanic
DG: Don't bring it up my toes are still frozen, Lisa is asking what she should do Jake, Joe or neither? Just circle answer.
BB: Look I apologized like a thousand times and how did you freeze your toes you had like 10 pairs of socks on?
DG: The water was damn cold, ok? You wouldn't know, you were first on the life boats!
BB: Look I made them come back for you! You know who must have been cold on that night?
DG: ME?
BB: No, the captain cause he locked himself in his office! And yes you!
DG: I was the captain you ninny!
BB: I know, but you didn't stay in that office long you floated to the top of the water.
DG: and I was frozen before you pulled me up
BB: Well the beard you had did help us find you and that big hat!
DG: You door mock the captain's hat?
BB: Yeah I looked bad in it, it was too big for my head
DG: That's because you weren't meant to wear it, it was tailored for me!
BB: Well you have a big head
DG: SO!
BB: It didn't fit, but that poor couple who fell in love when it sank :/
DG: Yeah, That's sad, that's why I forbid my wife to come, for some reason love and "Unsinkable" ships don't mix.
BB: Well my wife died on the ship, she refused to leave without our poodle which wasn't a dog it was a beanie baby!
DG: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk what a shame
BB: But not to fear at least one this was replaceable!
DG: You're talking about the toy right? The beanie baby?
BB: Yeah I don't want another bother in my life! And I'm good on my own, can I crash at your house tonight?
DG: …
BB: The dog died last night
DG: Again?
BB: no last time he was on crack and he was just stoned.
DG: Stoned … good job
BB: so is that a yes or a no?
DG: Eh, why not it'll be just like the night of the sinking
BB: or that night in Reno?
DG: Don't remind me, those claw marks haven't healed.