DG: I got a check in the mail yesterday
BB: You did from what and for how much?
DG: a few thousand from something I did a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
BB: Ohh that time when you met your father?
DG: Yea, he's not very nice, tried to kill me, he did.
BB: Well then there was that old man. And that little green thing it was
DG: Truth, you speak, and those laser swords, hardcore …
BB: those were so weak I've seen better, the little green dude spoke like he was high or something.
DG: I know, that was strange, but Vader sure paid well, all I had to do was kill a few Jedi, and some whinny jerk named Starkiller.
BB: I like how everybody was afraid of Vader but all he was, was a charred person under a latex suit.
DG: I know right! It's a wonder just how you breathe makes people fear you.
BB: But he had asthma!
DG: You do have a point …
BB: I do but when you have a face that looks like that ya' some people will fear you, but then there was the chancellor!
DG: God, don't get me started on him!
BB: Well he looked like a monkey's butt. Also smelled like one too.
DG: you would know!
BB: Well yes I was his right hand man next to Vader! You got to shoot the cannon :/
DG: And it was lovely, as was the queen ;)
BB: Well we know the queen was but then there was padame!
DG: Don't bring it up, she's still tryin' to get me to clam the damn thing!
BB: Does she have proof that it's yours?
DG: Nope, but I've been getting spacegrams from her every other week.
BB: Every other week?
DG: Every other week
BB: Wow she's needy? How old is the child now?
DG: What? Oh the child is yours, I'm talking about the space-RV
BB: Ohh the Space-RV when are you picking it up again?
DG: Eh, probably tomorrow, want to come? It would be nice for Jimmy to meet his father.
BB: Yeah I can come with you then we should go on a trip, like a space trip. So we can bond.
DG: we bonded enough in middle earth, I'll see you tomorrow
BB: Ok but you said that the child was mine?
DG: Yep! Good night!
BB: Good night my good friend!