AN: I am Tada. So I will be going into their world to fix their lives up. Hope you enjoy. I know this is very brief and stuff but yeah. MIGHT be a One-shot! 99.99% that is not going to be a one shot. xD Anyways enjoy! ;)
"Hey Sakura-chan" Tada asked.
"Yeah?" Sakura replied.
"Wanna know how many people you get shipped with?" Tada questioned.
"Just one... I guess I mean it's only Sasuke-kun right?" Sakura replies nervously.
"..."
"Is it that bad...?"
"Well... Actually... You know it's really just a few..." -panics- 'I'M GONNA DIEEEEE! I'm stupid for asking.'
"A few? Name them." Sakura narrows her eyes.
"Well okay then. NaruxSaku, LeexSaku, NejixSaku, KakaxSaku, KibaxSaku, GaaxSaku, HidaxSaku, DeidxSaku, ItaxSaku, SasoxSaku, KisaxSaku, MadaxSaku, SaixSaku, YamaxSaku, ShikaxSaku, ShinoxSaku..."
"Please tell me you're done..." She says wearily like she was going to faint.
"These are the ones I found out about. -Squeaks- I'm pretty sure their more- Mmph!"
"More of what?" Sasuke suspiciously demanded.
"Eheheh, Nothing Sasuke." Sakura answers tensely.
"…"
"You're lying."
"Pshhh. No"
"Yes you are you. You didn't add the –kun to my name. He speaks calmly before narrowing his eyes.
Sakura had enough of the fear. She whispered shouted, "TADA WHAT THE FREAK ARE YOU DOING? END THIS, NOW!"
"Well we have to go now. See ya later, Sasuke." Tada smiled. Sasuke walks closer to Sakura.
"I will find out. And when I do, Sakura, I'll make sure under house arrest, in my house. For a few months." He smirks into her ear. Sakura processes what he said into her mind. She blushes madly.
"Or I could make her die." Tada shrugged at Sasuke.
"Yeah… She could do that- Hey wait…! What?! NO!" Sakura yelled.
"Unless you wanna die of embarrassment with this jerk go ahead." Tada whispered to Sakura.
"…"
"I thought so. I'm just saving you shhh." Tada told her. Being the observant Sasuke he was he heard everything, as always. "I'm right here." Sasuke says as he breaks his way into their conversation.
"Eeep! Hide me!" Sakura hid behind Tada fearfully.
"Sasuke I insist, no demand you to stay away from my bff." Tada laughed hysterically. Sakura was so touched. "Awww. Yeah!" She sticks her tongue out.
"Don't do that." Tada sticks her hand in front of Sakura's face and murmurs as quiet as she can to Sakura because then Sasuke won't hear their conversation, again. "Why?" Sakura asks obviously shocked.
"He'll kiss you."
"Nani?!"
"I'm not going to repeat this."
"Anyways bye Tada-chan and Sasuke-kun. I'm going out." Oh how Sasuke loved listening to the suffix to the end of his name –kun. If anyone else would have said it he would have been pissed off but this was different. It was Sakura, his Sakura. 'My Sakura? Sounds good to me. I mean every girl has felt feeling towards thee Uchiha Sasuke. Except her bffs. Including Ino.' He smirks. He realized what Sakura said and because of his I'm-over-protective-of-Sakura-side-so-she-won't-date-anyone-else-but-me side. He asks,
"With who?"
Tada replies and sniggers. "Just some people special." He tries to threaten her but it didn't work.
"Tell me who." He glared at her. Sasuke was annoyed of the answer he got from her.
"Her bff's, who else?"
"Someone's jealous much?" Sakura asks grinning. He looked away.
"Hn."
Tada squeals, "He loves you Sakura-chan, omg!" She fangirled tremendously. Sasuke and Sakura both look at each other. Sakura turned red and fainted. Tada blamed Sasuke for this, "Sasuke look what you did now!"
Sasuke retorts, "Me? You were the one who said I liked her."
Tada replies, "Correction, its love."
"What would you know about it?" Sasuke comments.
"Probably not a lot but at least I'm not a lifeless ice cube." Tada shot back.
"At least I know something about love." Sasuke spoke proudly.
"HA! So you admitted it! There you go SasuxSaku fans! He has said that he loves Sakura-chan! In weird way..."
"SasuxSaku fans?" Sasuke asked amused.
"Yeah. People ship you two from the start. Including me." Tada smiles beaming at him. Sasuke gazes at Sakura, smirking. He looks away and within that time Sakura gets up slowly; lacking in making any sound and bonks him on the head as hard she can whereas reddening unstoppably. "Stop staring at me smirk-ass." Sakura spoke confidently. Her blushing was gone but then Sasuke had blushed but barely. As observant Tada was, she spotted him. 'Score! Another point for me to make him embarrassed!' "Awwwww," Tada took a picture and showed it to Sakura, "There you go! Blackmailing." She giggled.
"Why thank you!" Sakura stated as she smirked. Sasuke had managed to store what had happened inside his brain. "W-what? No. Give it back Sakura." He growled slightly and then smirked. 'Geez,' Sakura thought, 'He'll never get tired of his smirking, by then we'll have Konoha full of people smirking! Then our children too! The next generation will be ruine-'
'You just said your children. HAHAHAHA!' The inner Sakura laughed like a maniac. There were only two words inside her head. 'I'm screwed.'
Tada and Sasuke just observed her. First she was stomping her foot around making a whiny face next making no sound, then she had an angry, confused face and then flushed? 'What the heck is she embarrassed about?' Sasuke questioned. 'She was talking about you smirking and then the whole Konoha and then YOUR children.' Obviously Sasuke liked the thought but there were other important things to deal with first. 'Shit she still has the picture.'
"Sakura give the picture back."
"Huh. Oh yeah… No!" An idea just popped into Sasuke's head. He smirked.
"Or I'll put you under house arrest."
"I wouldn't actually mind that." She said with confidence while passing the camera to Tada. Sasuke leaned closer into Sakura from behind her. When he spoke his hot breath tingled Sakura's neck then in a soft voice he spoke, "I'm sure you wouldn't, Sa-ku-ra." He smirked. He could feel her shiver and she could see his sexy smirk. That's how Sakura named his smirks.
This time she whispers to Tada without Sasuke knowing. "Helppppp!"
"You were saying something?" She replied sweetly and innocently while holding the camera and taking numerous photos.
Sakura mutters, "No." Just then Tenten, Ino, Hinata and Temari walk in.
"What's going on?" Ino asks confused.
"Shhh! Look at this!" Shows various pictures of Sasuke and Sakura.
All the girls shouted, "KAWAII!" Sakura pushes Sasuke away from her and blushes like crazy, and then obviously Sasuke smirked. Tada fake coughed and spoke, "This can be done in your own private time."
Sakura burst out quickly just in case it was too late to fix the statement Tada had said, "NANI?! What the heck Tada-chan!" After that the rest of the boys came inside, Neji, Sai, Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba and Choji making the girls blush madly because of some boys, especially Tenten. Then Tada suddenly exclaims, "Now that is kawaii!" All the girls starting laughing and giggling. While Naruto and Kiba are peeing in their pants and Neji, Shikamaru, Sai, Choji and Sasuke are either smiling or smirking.
Tada and Naruto had like this brotherly thing with him including Sakura so that kind made them siblings, in a way. "Hey Tada-chan!" Naruto says as he walked towards Tada.
"Naruto! How are ya?" They both hug each other.
"I'm fine." Naruto grins. Tada whispered. "So how's it going with you and Hinata-chan?" Naruto's grin falls right off his face. This was actually supposed to be a secret. Until an amazing event was going to take place. "... I-I-I don't know what you're talking about." He stuttered the first few words sounding a bit like his white pearled girlfriend; of course no-one knew that. Tada made him to escape all the information from his mouth but it never happened. She poked him continuously.
"C'mon spill!" Naruto didn't really want to lie to her so instead he just made an excuse. "I guess great. But Neji keeps on glaring at me and telling me not to do anything to Hina-chan." It wasn't a lie obviously but it wasn't the complete truth either. He was planning with Tada these previous days with um… stuff. He just hoped she went along with this.
"Neji! Come here for a second!" Tada looked serious. I guessed she was angry with him always getting between his relationship. Neji walked over to both of us. "Sure... What do you want Tada?"
"I want you to stop bugging Naruto with your cousin." Tada said threatening him in a nice way.
"But he might harass her!"
"W-WHAT! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!" That was thee most ridiculous thing Naruto's ever heard. Everyone stares at Naruto like he was mental.
"Will you quiet down!" Tada I shout at him quietly.
"Gomen, Tada-chan." Naruto apologizes.
"Neji, you will accept my offer won't you." Tada looks at him wickedly.
"Why would I do that?" Neji asked.
"Should I call Tenten?" Tada threatens.
"That depends. On what subject would you like to call her about?" Neji questioned with interest and a worried look barely legible on his face but it was seen through his eyes, even though they are pearly coloured.
"It's very simple. I'll tell her about it!" Tada squeals as her eyes are formed into heart shaped eyes. Neji did not want her to know; well not right now, anyways.
"That is ridiculous, no way in hell if she going to find out and if she is it's going to be told by me, not anyone else." He scowled. Tada shouted across the room, "Fine, TENTEN-CHAN!" Tenten stopped talking for a moment and turns her head towards Neji and Tada. "Brb girls." Tenten walked over to Tada, "Yeah? You shouted for me Tada-chan?"
"Yes." Tada said eagerly.
"What for-" Tenten was cut off by Neji pulling Tada away. "I didn't think you'd be serious!" He scowled.
"What?! I was!" Tada says as she narrowed her eyes.
"Hn. Fine." Neji walked over to Naruto, "I'm not going to bug you again."
"HEAR THAT HINA-CHAN!" Naruto shouted while running to her at the same time and embraced her into a hug. "That's good." Hinata smiled sweetly. Naruto's flashy grin appeared.
"What do you think they were talking about?" Ino asked Temari nosily.
Temari shrugs, "Who knows." Tenten casually walked over to Ino and Temari.
Ino shouts in a soft voice, "Spill it!" The weapon mistress jumps back with her hands on the air just above her head like she defending herself. "What?"
"You've got to be joking me, right? What were Tada-chan and Neji talking to you about?" Temari asked and shaking her head side to side to say she was disappointed.
Tenten sighed, "I don't know. I was going to ask but Neji took her away and then it looked like he was scolding her."
"Ugh! I'll never get the gossip now! Tada-chan won't spill and neither will Neji!" Just after Ino's complainant about how she will never spread the word about Neji and Tada talking about something, Sakura walks over to them. "So watcha guys talking about?" Ino and Temari point at Tenten. "Her." They both replied simultaneously.
"Her?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, me." Tenten sulks. Sakura almost ripped their ears off, "DID SOMETHING JUICY HAPPEN?" She questioned excitedly.
"Will you people shut your trap! It's very obvious you guys are hinting things between me and Neji." Tenten told off her friends.
Ino and Temari smiled nervously, "Was it that obvious?"
Tenten seethed, "Yes!" Tada gently walked into the room.
Tada got Sakura and Ino by their arms and pulled them into the corner calling Temari behind her. Tenten could eavesdrop on vague voices.
"No! I wanna do it forehead, it's my specialty!"
"I don't care about you two but I'm doing decorations."
"Fine I'll help Tada then."
"Let's make Tenten and Neji together!"
"But why me first? Temari is the oldest, not me. Make her plans with Shikamaru." Tenten smirked, walking behind the girls making them all startled watching Temari go scarlet.
"…" She blushes, "N-no he's so trouble-"
"HAHA! Shikamaru and her have been spending so much time together; he's rubbing off on her!" She laughed her butt off at this. Temari goes darker than scarlet.
"Dammit! Stop it you guys" She pouts.
"Hey guys look at Te-ma-ri... " Sasuke smirks, "She's pouting. Doesn't she look cute Shikamaru?"
Shikamaru wasn't sleeping so he heard Sasuke's comment, his face flushed. He attempts to hide his face deeper into his arms.
"Awww, Shikamaru has feelings for a girl!" Kiba teased.
"She's too troublesome." Pineapple head replied with his usual remark.
"Unlike other girls, they're just annoying aren't they?" Ooooo. Kiba just burnt him. Like big time. Shikamaru grunted.
At the moment… Naruto eavesdropping everything the boys said and rushed back to the girls.
"HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAP!" Tada almost fell on the floor backwards.
"What the freak is your problem?" Ino told her.
"SPILL!" Sakura demanded. Tada whispered everything exactly as Naruto described.
"FUCK! THAT IS SOMETHING TO SCREAM ABOUT!"
"What? TELL MEEEEE!" Ino was shaking Sakura's shoulders.
"Calm down pig!"
"Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale-" Ino repeatedly says. Tenten taps her foot impatiently. "Oh sorry," Ino apologized.
"So adorable, hehe." Tenten giggled. Temari blinked in confusion and then quirked an eyebrow.
Tenten whispered, "Hey Temari-chan. The boys saw you pouting and Sasuke said it was cute-" Temari gives her a, what-the-fuck face.
"I'm not done! Anyways Sasuke was teasing Shi-ka-ma-ru." She paused for a while and giggled. Temari gave her an intense death glare. "Okay sorry. So then Kiba saw Shikamaru blush madly when Sasuke said your name like that and then he said all girls were annoying but you were troublesome." The sand sister's glares soften then muttered something along the lines of, "Idiots."
"You guys should make a moves on your girls," Naruto said while breaking the silence and emphasizing your.
"Dobe, you're saying like they're possessions." The Uchiha retorted.
"Like you don't treat them like they aren't." Naruto stood there proud of himself.
"Ooooo! Loudmouth just burnt you Sasuke!" Kiba laughed while on the floor holding his sides.
"Hn, whatever. It wasn't even that funny." Sasuke calmly answered.
"Teme just cares too much of his pride," Naruto spoke with definite, "Omg pride are you okay? I will avenge whoever ruined or hurt you!" Neji smiled, just a bit. A microscopic one but nonetheless he smiled. Sai chuckled. Shikamaru muttered something about how Sasuke is going to throw a tantrum. Choji just resumed eating and laughed at the dark haired boy standing there with an annoyed expression on his face. Kiba and Naruto laughed their asses off.
"I am not throwing a tantrum." Sasuke growled meanwhile glaring at Shikamaru.
Naruto spoke up to him, "You're not but you will!"
"Is today called comeback day or something dobe?" Sasuke asked.
"No, I just like ruining your pride."
"…"
"WHAT? You expect us to be bff's who like never fight and the whole time talk about girls and all that other stuff. Have you seen Sakura-chan and the other girls, they always get into fights? Not like cat-fight's but you know what I mean. Oh geez, I can't believe I have to give you a speech teme. You're supposed to be smart. I don't know why the fuck I'm your best friend in the first place."
Sasuke smirked. "Should I get you a glass of water? It must have hurt your brain a lot to think about all that."
"TEME!"
"Dobe."
TEME!"
"Dobe!"
"TEME!"
"DOBE SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE." Sasuke growled.
Naruto murmured, "Stupid bastard."
"Idiot."
"Anyways, I'm already pla–" Neji smirked at his own statement while Naruto interrupted, "Gotta talk with Hinata!"
Hinata was meekly listening to the girls rampages and fits of snickers she herself couldn't control her laughter. Naruto walked up to her and looked down at her with a huge grin on his face. She was too adorable. He cupped her cheeks and Hinata strained her neck to turn. She was blushing madly, even if they were dating. The blond boy had a huge grin plastered on his face, "Hey Hinata I want to tell you something."
"Hey Tada-chan?" Hinata motioned towards her girlfriends.
"Yesh?" She replied, "Oh that I already know that my dear." Acting like a mother. "WITH THE POWER OF YOUTH WE WILL BRING THEM BACK TOGETHER!" Hinata sweat dropped.
Tenten screamed literally to bleed everyone's ears. "WHO LET LEE INTO HERE?!" They were all staying in at Tada's place since she had a larger place, larger than Sasuke's. He was oblivious to this he demanded to have a new house. So she just told him he won't get ANY tomatoes for a whole month or stare at Sakura, scratch that ogle at her. Cough Pervert Cough.
Ahem let's just say Gai had to talk to Neji and Lee about young youth and what to do in… ahem, awkward situations. Lee was intently listening while Neji tried escaping many times but failed. Kakashi wanted his students to follow his footsteps so he forced them to read his perverted book. Do not even ask how he got them to read it. Sai was already reading it. And boys being boys talked about this… but rarely. Secretly the girls were cursing themselves for falling for such reckless boys and having being taught by stupid sensei's. (AN: Their not ninja's but you know let's just say this was their homeroom teacher that had to follow them around? XD) It was a nightmare living with every day of your life but nonetheless they loved them. Let's just move on shall we?
"Hey Sakura." Tada motioned her hand to guide her towards her and whispers, "I think it's time to tell her."
Sakura makes a fish face. Whispering back, "Tenten is so going to freak out!"
"Who's going to freak out?" The two bun hair puts her head in between their conversation and raises an eyebrow.
Tada and Sakura wide eyed, nervously laughed and glanced at each other before they said, "Eh, hehe… Nothing."
"Fore-head, tell ME!"
"Sheesh calm down PIG." She shook her head.
Ino grins evilly."MUWAHAHAHAHAH!" Temari stared at her and narrows eyes and gives her the are-you-freaking-mental-or-sane-look. "Wtf? I demand to know what's happening!"
"Not before I do!" Tenten told her with a glare. Temari had a huge grin on her face, "Well I am the oldest according to you, aren't I?"
"Why… you little... idiot!" Tenten snarled. Temari stuck her tongue out.
Sakura pouted and looked down, "You're so lucky Shikamaru is lazy to kiss when you do that."
Ino observed Sakura and said, "Is there something you'd like to share about your love life miss Sakura?"
Sakura stuttered worse than Hinata and goes beet red, "W-w-what n-no! I-it-its n-not l-li-like th-that!"
Tada takes over the conversation. "Long story short. Sakura and I talk about her ships, Sasuke walk in, think Sakura suspicious, is gonna put her under house arrest when-"
Ino cuts her short, "WAIT WHAT! LET ME PROCESS THAT IN A FEW YEARS! Wtf... That's like he's saying that –"
Tenten interrupts her and starts to sing, "He looooooooovvvvves youuuuuu! He looooooooovvvvves youuuuuu! He looooooooovvvvves youuuuuu!" Temari rolls on the floor laughing and when she was done laughing like a maniac, after a million years passed, she wiped her fake tears away, "That was classical." Sakura gave a death glare and motioned Tada to continue.
"Okay, fine. I will, Sa-ku-ra," Tada spoke and said the last word loud and clear knowing that someone would hear her. Sakura seethed as if she was going to murder in a very slow and painful death, "I will kill you all in your sleep." Clearly not making any effect on her friends.
"Go ahead." Tada said self-confidently. "Anyways then Sasuke threatens or tries to and then, I'm like stay away from my bff and then Sakura like yeah and stuff and sticks her tongue out and then I'm like don't because you know how evil guys can be and told her he might kiss her," She shrugs, "That's it."
Sakura sighed, "That's not a short story. You basically told everything. EVERYTHING! You know how Ino gossips." She narrows her eyes at her piggy, childhood friend.
Ino hurriedly spoke up before she lost the pink haired girl's trust, "I won't! I promise!"
Meanwhile when Tada mentioned Sakura's name before telling her girlfriend's what happened between her and Sasuke…
"Did you guys hear that? Something like Sa-ku-ra?" Kiba grinned and ringed his finger in circular motion while teasingly. (AN: Hope you guys get that.)
Sasuke twitches, "Shut up." He said in deadly voice.
"Aw c'mon on teme you feel like house arresting her. Hehe." Naruto snickered
"How did you know?" Sasuke glared him powerfully .
Naruto sweatdrops, 'Kyaaa. I'm screwed.'
"No-one. Why would you say that? It was no-one. It was the invisible air! Yeah him!" The blonde haired ran off to find Hinata, "HINATA! S-save me! Teme is gonna kill me!" He panicked and panted whilst glancing around the room to spot the chicken ass.
Back with the girls!
Tada coughed, looked at Ino and coughed again. Ino stood there dumbstruck. Tada patiently waited until it was gone, it only took 5 seconds or so before she furiously whispered, "Ino tell Temari. "
Ino finally caught on sweating feeling the dark lethal aura around Tada, "R-right."
Temari listened carefully to her. Knowing that it was almost a bit like Chinese whisper, you can only hear it once. "Muwahahaha," She cackled an evil laugh, "Oh shit I think I'm going mental."
Tenten reassured her. "You're not going mental, you are mental." Ignoring the comment Tenten said to her she called out her name. "Hey Tenten?"
Tenten replied with irritation, "What?"
Temari takes a deep breath, waiting for everyone else to huddle in closer. This would be too embarrassing to sing out loud, "Sasuke does love Sakuraaaaaa! Sasuke does love Sakuraaaaaa! Sasuke does love Sakuraaaaaa! Sasuke does love Sakuraaaaaa!"
Sakura stares at Temari with infuriation, "Your point?"
Tenten calmly responds before things got way out of hand, "I know that Temari."
"I wasn't done yet." Sandy haired shot her a mini glare.
"Then continue."
Temari starts singing again this time it's merely a different verse, "But Neji looooooooovvvvves you. That's why he's already planning for youuuuuu! But Neji looooooooovvvvves you. That's why he's already planning for youuuuuu! But Neji looooooooovvvvves you. That's why he's already planning for youuuuuu!
Tenten choked on her own spit, "NADA!" Sinking on the hard, cold surface from shock.
Temari made sure that she the alarmed brunette's attention, "That's right. You heard me. He's planning for you...
And his wedding."