Title: The Unrelenting Oops Rating: G Verse: X-Men Evolution Summary: One song can make you smile or cry. So what happens to Logan via Britney Spears? Read if you dare. Disclaimer: I own none of the original Marvel X-Men characters. They are used without permission and not for profit, only the enjoyment of the fans. Warnings: One adult phrase.
"The Unrelenting Oops"
"I
can't believe you never heard of that song either." Kitty exclaimed,
leaning out of the wall slot. Her mutant uniform showed a dirt smudge on the
sleeve already.
"Vell, I
vas raised in Germany.
Not everything makes it across." Sniffing arrogantly and assuming a pose,
"I vas raised on classical music by the vorld's finest composers."
Arched feet, thin body, the perfect blue elf right down to the pointed ears.
"Still,
like get with it Kurt. You are so like last millennium." Turning, she
watched various parts of the Danger Room arrange into a maze.
"Hmmmff." Continuing the programming, they worked side by side
defining values.
"Ach,
this is so boring." Swishing his tail, he reached for a codebook from the
backpack and began flipping the
pages. The music beat caught his instant
attention. "Ach, that one I know. `Oops, I did it again.' Ya, Britney
Spears." Kitty smirked and keyed in a series of commands. Kurt watched and
snickered. The song was set to repeat during the program at the most dangerous
time as a distraction.
"Shall I
like key it for two times through or like twenty?"
"Two times
is enuff of that song Keety."
"Yah, like
imagine leaving it open, it would just like play forever," laughing they
listened for another minute. Kurt swayed side to side, keeping beat with his
tail. To Kitty, watching that tail swish was oh so tempting.
"Yeow!
Kitty!" Giggling at Kurt's look, she reached and grabbed for it again.
"Oh
no you don't," he exclaimed and wrapped it around his waist.
"Kurt!"
she yelled as he pulled her ponytail firmly. Seconds later they were pulling
and chasing each other through the Danger Room. Phasing through a wall, and
panting, "Like, finally lost him," she breathed, "fer sure"
then was tackled from behind. Tickling furiously, he kept her from phasing.
Relenting and leaning in close over her, he touched the tip of her nose with
his tail.
"Gotcha
fraulien," She grinned then the doors opened.
"What
the?" Logan
exclaimed and Kurt fell flat as Kitty phased into the floor then floated back
up solid. Raising an eyebrow and scowling, he advanced.
"Do
I want to know what you two were doing?"
"Just
going after a little tail," Kitty explained while Kurt choked and
Bamf disappeared. Realizing what she had said, "Ah, that is,
err…gotta go, bye." And phased jumped between walls into the next room.
"Computer!"
Logan
yelled. "Reset for Logan's'
run 15." Everything receded into hidden locations then a huge circular
blade slinging machine rose from the center of the floor. "Snap clunk klatch"
the room sealed itself shut to prevent anyone from wandering in accidentally.
*Snikt * the admantium claws slid out and with a tug, the hood was on and
settled into place. Wolverine was ready for a long drill.
"No interruptions, no way to stop it; just
the way I like it." The blades slid into place with a steady thump thump
sound. "What the…. that sounds…like music?" Eyes wide with horror,
Wolverine screamed. "Computer! Shut off that da** noise now!"
It took the
Professor two days to restore his mind, seven more before he could stand music
again.
"Poor Logan."
Ororo commented then glanced up at Jean. "We will probably never know how
that programming got so intermixed." Nodding, they left the Danger Room
after their drill and walked pass the new sign. "No music allowed!"
