Know Your Star: FMA Style
Me: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars….
Ed: Hello? Anyone here?
Me: Edward Elric….He secretly loves Winry….
Ed: NO! I WILL NEVER LOVE THAT UGLY BITCH!
Winry: Who're you calling a bitch? (Throws wrench)
Ed: (Gets hit by wrench) (Crowd laughs)
Me: Ed….Secretly loves being taunted by Taisa because he loves being called a pipsqueak…
Ed: WHO'RE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL THAT IT CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF WATER? AND I DO NOT LIKE BEING TAUNTED BY THAT COLONEL BASTARD!
Roy: Colonel Bastard, eh? We'll see about that… (Snaps fingers)
Ed: ARGH! (Hair goes on fire)
Me: (Sigh) Ed….Likes reading Playboy…
Ed: (Innocent big eyes) What's Playboy? (Al explains) WTF! I DON'T READ THOSE PERVERTED MAGAZINES! IT'S COLONEL SPARKY!
Me: Edward…Loves milk and drinks it from a cow
Ed: FOR THE LAST TIME! I HATE MILK! DAMN YOU!
Me: Ed….Has more fan boys than fan girls (No offense to Ed's fan girls)
Ed: WTF? (Faints from shock)
Me: Now you know Edward Elric…Stay tuned for the next episode of Know Your Stars: FMA Style, featuring Roy Mustang!