Disclaimer: I own none of the characters. Due to the way it is written, guess who everyone is!
"As a 'reward' for being so 'good', you can get a special seat during dinner tonight!"
"Cool!"
That evening, they had all been trying to dress as some guests (or rather, the generals and other high ranking members) were coming over and they all had to look their best. However, the smallest (but not the youngest) kept refusing to wear anything and threw fits and balls around the house, irritating everyone else, although some were somewhat happy about the distraction, others were not.
"No! Don't!" the only female screamed. "You just ruined my make-up! It took me half an hour just to do this and now you've ruined it!"
There was also a pair of glasses on the floor, knocked off when someone got hit in the face by the flying balls. Without his spectacles, he was running around in a blind panic, trying to see (nothing) and hoping that no one had smashed his glasses.
"THAT'S IT!" was suddenly heard over the noise and all eight siblings froze in their tracks. "WHO STARTED THIS?" their father yelled in exasperation. He hated it when this happened. Seven claws immediately pointed at the smallest with rainbow coloured hair.
"SO IT WAS YOU!" their father yelled again.
"Dad, please stop shouting. Do you want to take those disgusting pills again?" the second youngest asked. Despite being one of the smallest, his towering blue hair made him appear taller than some of his other siblings.
"I DON'T GIVE A FLYING KOOPA!" their father exploded.
Later, during dinner...
"Where are you?" the bespectacled one, who by now had found his glasses, called for his non-identical twin brother. When no response was heard, he ran off to his older twin's room in panic. He was not there, and could not be found anywhere else either.
"I suppose he must already be in the dining hall. Gosh, he was faster than me this time, that's a first." He thought, and ran off to the aforementioned place.
In the dining hall, he saw all the guests, his father, and all his siblings, except one. Upon sitting down, his older blue haired brother elbowed him in the stomach, causing him to gasp in pain.
"What is the problem?" asked their father.
"Um... I stepped on my toe!"
"What was that for?" the green haired one asked his sibling.
"I was going to say, before you screamed in an extremely undignified manner, not to ask dad what happened to him. We already tried. All he says is "You'll see the surprise."
Several minutes later, a rather large dish was placed on the table by the castle chefs. Hoping that it was the usual delicious turkey which was served every Christmas, they pulled off the cover in hunger.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Ummm..."
"...What?"
"Aaaaaah!"
"Daaad/Siiir!" was yelled by nearly everyone in unison at the huge table at once.
On the plate was no turkey, or chicken, or any other kind of meat they usually ate. What was on the plate was none other than the rainbow haired brother himself. He seemed to be alive, but had an apple in his mouth and was lying on a bed of lettuce and was surrounded by cucumbers and tomatoes.
"Dad, if you're going to make something that's NOT turkey for Christmas, at least try to prepare it like it's turkey and NOT roast pig."
END
Characters:
Smallest/Rainbow haired brother on the plate-Lemmy Koopa
Female-Wendy O' Koopa
Bespectacled/Green haired one-Iggy Koopa
Father-Bowser
Second youngest-Larry Koopa
Older blue haired brother- Ludwig von Koopa
Others-Bowser Jr., Morton Koopa Jr., Roy Koopa, high-ranking members of the Koopa Troop
This entire thing was created because of something my friend said, which was "Lemmy à la carte!" This made me think of what would happen if he was served as food and this was created.
BTW, who says the last line is up to you.