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The Poop Pumpkin
Tony pawed through a clump of mud hoping to find the perfect pumpkin. Gibbs had seen a patch on the way back from the team getting lunch together to discuss a case and realized he hadn't gotten a pumpkin yet.
"I've found it!" Tony yelled holding up the perfect pumpkin, "It was covered in mud but I found it!"
"Tony?" Ducky called over as he loaded a second bag full of mini pumpkins, "That is no mud. The ground we stand on is gravel."
"Then what-" Tony looked as his jacket covered in what he thought had been mud.
"DiNozzo? You see those cows over there?" Gibbs pointed to where five cows were grazing peacefully.
"Ewwwww."
The End