Chapter one: Interviewing Beast boy
Just to fill in the need to write something that is not full of suspense and blood….and pain….torcher….evil uncles, um…what was I talking about? Oh yeah! I am going to interview the titans with my friend MasterIcePhoenix!
Since I do not feel like typing each other's names over and over again, I will use our nick names we gave each other. I'm Sky, and she's Fox. Just to make sure you don't get as confused as you need to. Um….well uh…enjoy!
Disclaimer: since when does a 12 year old girl own a top notch TV/comic series? Really, that'll be a messed up world we live in.
Me: Hello ^. ^
BB: Hi
Fox: Ello ;)
BB: Hi?
Me: Hello
BB: -_-… Hi?
Fox: I'm Fox.
BB: nice to know.
ME: your green.
BB: you're weird.
Me: I'd prefer crazed.
BB: riiiigt….
Fox: Do you like foxes?
BB: I guess?
Fox: do you know where they go at?
BB: do I want to?
Me: I like trains *random train passes.*
Fox: I thought you liked trees O.o
Me: *waves hand* Trees are soooo two seconds ago
BB: ok *silence* well, I'm just going to go…like right now.
Me and Fox: *tackles Beast Boy to ground*
BB: Would you get off me? *struggles*
Me: The interview isn't over yet!
Fox: Yeah, you got to stay!
BB: Fine whatever
Me and fox: *smiles like fools*
Fox: I'm fox
BB: -_-"
Me: whoa, déjà vu. *stumbles back*
BB: ….
Fox: you like Raven?
BB: Um…err…NO! Who says that, is Cy spreading rumors again. *shifty eyes*
Me: *Smacks Fox in the back of head* Dude, he only likes her for her bod!
Fox: Beast boy's a rapist! 0.0
BB: I am not a rapist
Me: I read this story where Beast Boy mauled Raven. literally. Or was that a picture? Either way I have proof!
Fox: Beast Boy's a rapist! 0.0
Me: *starts singing* He's climbing in your window. He's snatching your people up. Trying to rape them so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife. Hide your kids, hide your wife. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause he's raping everybody out there.
BB: I. Am not. A RAPIST!
Me: riiight…
Fox: I'm fox
BB: I KNOW!
ME: why are you green?
BB: that's a little personal.
Fox: Do you like being green.
BB: What do you think?
Fox: can I have a ride on you as that giant dinosaur bird thingie?
BB: pterodactyl?
Fox: Yeppers
BB: No
Fox: *screams* AND TO THINK YOU WERE MY FAVORITE TITAN!
BB: I am? O.o?
Fox: WELL NOT ANYMORE!
Me: Don't worry BB *jumps in lap* I'm still your number one fan
BB: Would you get off of me? *pushes me off*
Me: BY THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR FANS NO WONDER GIRLS DON'T DIG YOU!
Fox and BB: O.O
Fox: Harsh
Me: *shrugs* well it's true.
BB: are we finished now? *random music starts to play* What's that?
Fox: Do you like waffles?
Me: yeah I like waffles! Do you like pancakes?
Fox: yeah I like pancakes! Do you like French toast?
Me: yeah I like French toast.
Me and Fox: Doo doo doo doo can't wait to get a mouthful. WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES! Doo doo doo doo can't wait to get a mouthful.
BB: you two are weird
Ma and Fox: CRAZED!
BB: -_-….
Me: do you like pigs in a blanket?
BB: does vegetarian mean anything to you?
Fox: technically you have eaten meat so doesn't that make you a vegan?
BB: …
Me: …
Fox: ….
Me: ….well this is awkward….
Fox: I'm Fox.
Me and Beast Boy: we know!
Fox: who likes Madea?
Me: I love Madea!
BB: what's Madea?
Me: Madea is not a who it's a what
Fox: It's a he/she
BB: He/she?
Me: it's a man dressed as an elderly woman who carries around a gun .
BB: ….ok…?
Me: Do you have a pet?
BB: No.
Fox: I do, it's a string! I call him noodle *Phone music starts playing with the ringtone of bed intruder song* hello…no way. But…ok I'll be there. *hangs up phone.*
Me: Who was that?
Fox: my receptionist, he said that noodle just gave birth to worms! I got to go, I be back. *runs out door.*
BB: that's not even possible.
Me: *slaps*
BB: What was that for!
Me: *shrugs* I like slapping people
BB: -_-….
Me: Do you like Michael Jackson?
Kaitlyn: Did I hear M.J
Me: you're not supposed to be here!
Kaitlyn: to bad, I am
BB: Who's that?
Me: my annoying sister who is a crazed fan of Michael Jackson
BB: …ok?
Kaitlyn: *slaps*
BB: ow, what was that for!
Kaitlyn: You have something against M.J!
BB: No
Kaitlyn: *slaps* Don't back-sass me!
BB: I wasn't back-sassing!
Kaitlyn: *slaps*
BB: What was that for?
Kaitlyn: *shrugs* I like slapping people.
BB: you two are defiantly sisters
Me: what was your first clue?
BB: -_-"
Fox: * walks in* I'm back!
BB: Hurray *sarcasm*
Me: Is everything alright with noodles?
Fox: *shrugs* turns out my receptionist was playing a prank on me, noodles only had gas
BB and Kaitlyn: -_-"
Me: And what did you do?
Fox: what do you think…I killed him * holds up bloody chainsaw.*
Me: man, I should've been there: (
BB: you two are crazy
Me and Fox: thank you.
BB: Can I go now?
Me: soon
Kaitlyn: I have a question
Me: *holds up gun* make it quick
BB: O.O
Kaitlyn: Are you and Robin an item
Me and Fox: O.O
BB: NO!
Kaitlyn: people say you are
BB: who says that?
Me and Fox: *raises hands*
BB: figures
Me: well kaitlyn it was nice having you here but I'm afraid your time in this world is over *Pulls trigger to gun*
Kaitlyn: *dead*
BB: You just killed your sister!
ME: *shrugs* she comes back to life.
Fox: she's not lying she killed her about 20 times today
BB: Weird
Fox:* holds up chainsaw* CRAZED!
BB: 0.O ok your crazy!
Fox: *puts down chainsaw*
Me: anymore questions?
Fox: I'm tired of thinking
BB: Great so I can leave
Fox: NO!
Me: we need you to stay here in case we have any more questions!
BB: why would I stay?
Fox: 'Cause you have two crazed fan girls of which has a chainsaw and a gun, and with the power of all things crazy awesome, we can force you to stay as long as we want.
Me and BB: O.O
Me: she has a point
BB: fine I'll stay.
Fox: glad we came to an understandment.
Me: now go sit in that corner over there and make-out with yourself as we get the next Titan
BB: Fine *walks to corner and make out with himself*
Me and Fox: O.O
Fox: nasty.
Me: agreed
Fox: now all we have to do is kill ourselves
Me: why?
Fox: 'cause the police be coming any time soon wonderin' why we have a stolen Titan and a dead girl in our living room mon'
Me: good point, but I'm too lazy to kill
Fox: all you have to do is pull the trigger in your hand
Me: I would but it's so far away
Fox: fine, I'll do it. *takes gun and shoots me and self*
And that's the end
Ok, as you might've guess some of the stuff said here is not true and some are. Ok, here are the facts and made up stuff…
-Fox and I are both crazy
-fox does not own a chainsaw (I think)
- I do not own a gun (that I know of)
-kaitlyn is my sister and is obsessed with Michael Jackson
-there is a song called the bed intruder song
-Fox does not have a pet string named noodle (I hope)
- I would never kill my sister
- I do like trains (veerrr)
- there is a song called do you like waffles?
- Fox nor I would never commit suicide
- Fox never killed her receptionist (if she has one o-o)
- there is a man (Tyler Perry) Who plays a elderly woman
- my sister and I do enjoy slapping people
- Fox loves foxes
- Fox and I are random
- I have a friend named Fox
And that's about it, I think you can figure out what we said about BB is not real, but we are two crazed obsessed fans of him.
Tell me who we should interview next in your review! Thankies (p.s, don't ever call us weird, we'll hunt you down)!