(He he he. Hetalia crossovers + current obsessions = hilarious win. Mind you, this was my best friend's idea. I just put it into word form. Don't ask where it came from. lol enjoy!)

Ichigo and Rukia were walking home from school. The day would hopefully be normal. Well, if you consider using a giant magic sword to beat the crap out of evil creatures trying to eat people's souls normal... Well, these people apparently did, and they walked unassuming to the danger that lay ahead...

Prussia lead Hungary to the roof of the building, well, a more like dragged her... unwillingly... On with the pointless story!

"What the heck are we doing up here any way Gilbert?" Hungary asked.

The German boy just gave her a wink and smiled, "From up here, you can see the whole city! Then, I'll be one step closer to finding that red headed snob and having my reven-"

Hungary was totally not listening, "Hey! There's Ichigo!" she pointed to them walking down the street. "Hey!" Hungary called, "Ichigo! Look up!"

Ichigo heard a voice calling his name and looked upwards towards the building several blocks away. The figures looked familiar...

"Friends of yours?" Rukia asked.

"Don't know." Ichigo kept walking.

"Crap, he doesn't recognize us." Hungary mumbled, "Gilbert, what would make him remember us?"

Prussia cut her off by running to the very edge of the roof and shouting at the top of his lungs, "HEY FRUIT HEADED BASTARD! THE MOST TOTTOLY AWESOME ME IS BACK AND READY TO KICK YOUR ASS ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

Hungary wanted to hit Prussia right there and then, but she didn't know if he'd survive the fall...

Ichigo stiffened when he heard that voice. That loud, self absorbed, snobbish voice always with that hint of sarcasm or accompanied by that stupid chuckle. It only took a second for him to react, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT YOU ALBINO CREEP?"

Rukia stopped licking her ice cream for a moment, "Wait, is it-"

"Yes," Ichigo sulked, "Gilbert and company..."

The annoying German shouted down to them again, "REMEMBER? WE HAD A REMATCH IN MIND. YOU HAD YOUR GIRL FRIEND SAVE YOU LAST TIME, WELL I BROUGHT MINE! NOW WE CAN HAVE A FAIR FIGHT AND I'LL FINALY BEAT YOU!"

"IN YOUR DREAMS BIRD BRAIN! Ichigo felt his anger flare, why was this guy such a pain?

Prussia looked outraged, Hungary just faceplamed. She sighed, "So that's why you brought me here? So I can run interference for you?"

Prussia wasn't listening, "DON'T YOU DARE MOCK BIRDS!" he shouted at Ichigo and puffed up his chest, "YOU CAN'T EVEN FLY!"

"YOU CAN'T EITHER YOU MORON!" Ichigo yelled at him.

Prussia's face turned from outrage to his satisfied smirk, "OH YEAH?" he leaned over the side, "WATCH ME!" he went back a bit to get a running start.

"Gilbert you idiot! Don't do this-" but as usual, Hungary's protests were to no avail and Prussia leaped off a six story building.

Ichigo, and Hungary both looked away as his body fell and hit the ground with a SMACK.

"Well," Rukia finished her ice cream cone, "Looks like we'll be performing a kenso tonight."

Prussia surprisingly got up from the ground, his nose was most defiantly broken, "I'mb not deab bitch..." he mumbled.

"Curse you and your immortality..." Ichigo growled.

(Did you like? We hope you did. Don't ask why Ichigo knows Prussia. We'll do something later to explain that. Also, don't ask about why Prussia was being really stupid there. You know what? Just- just don't. Don't ask anything at all...)