HEERO'S OFFICE
Heero: Relena, hun. What do you want for your upcoming birthday?
Relena: (hugging Heero) nothing actually.
Heero: That's impossible (kissing Relena's neck) come on hun, tell me.
Relena: But Teddy Bear, all I want is you (kissing Heero on the lips).
Heero: Really?
Relena: Of course.
Then Heero started to lean closer. As expected, Relena also leaned closer
to him. Then their lips met into a very passionate kiss.

Unknown to them there was a hidden camera in Heero's office, placed by none
other than The God of Death, Duo Maxwell. The whole gang was watching the
lover's sappy scene and was laughing really really hard.

LADY UNE'S OFFICE (across Heero's office)
Zechs: Teddy Bear, YUCK!!! I swear Relena can be corny sometimes.
Noin: I wonder (looking intently at Zechs)
Duo: Did you see Heero's face? That was hilarious.
Trowa: The perfect soldier turned into the King of mushiness, what a joke?
Quatre: You talked!!! (making a choking sound)
Trowa: (glaring at Quatre) next time you say that again, I'm going to steal
your baby
powder!!! BABY
Quatre: He talked again...ah I mean SHUT UP QUATRE YOU DON'T WANT TO
FEEL THE WRATH OF TROWA THE CIRCUS CLOWN (lecturing himself).
Wufei: Duo (batting his eyelashes) why can't you be sweet like Heero?
Sally: Eeww that's gross
Dorothy: That's even worst than my forky eyebrows.
Lady Une: Glad you admit that.
Zechs: Why do I have to be in this group? I can't take all the humiliation.
(shaking his head furiously)
Catherine: We actually didn't tell you to join our group, Jerk!!!
Zechs: I'm not talking to you kitty-cat!!!
Trowa: Oh that's cruel!!!
Quatre: (whispering) he talked again and again.... it's a miracle....
Catherine: (smacking Zechs in the head) Ouch!!! You got a tin head
Peacecraft.
Noin: Duh!!! Can't you see he hasn't removed his precious helmet yet?
Stupid cat!!!
Duo: Wufei, get away from me this is INJUSTICE!?!
Hilde: Wufei stop chasing Duo. He's not worthy of your love because I'm the
one who
like you.....not!!! (laughing uncontrollably).
Trowa and Zechs: THE HUMILIATION!!!!
Quatre: They've gone insane (murmuring with a dreamy look on his face)

BACK TO HEERO'S OFFICE
"THE HUMILIATION"
Relena: (pulling away from Heero) did...huh....you hear that?
Heero: I didn't... hear... anything...now where were we? (grinning like a
Cheshire cat)
Relena: (smiling seductively) Right about here...
They continue kissing and ignore all the shouting and breaking noise that
comes from Lady Une's office.
Disclaimer: I don't own them
Author's note: I know it's not that good but at least I tried right?