Chapter 1
RANDOM STUFF
NOTE: Saiyuki does not belong to me like this story, nor is any other anime mention in this fanfic. Though I wish it was… -cries-
Michiru Lee: Welcome to my Fan Fiction! Today we have…
Goku: I'm hungry…
Gojyo: Shut up monkey! Let the honey speak!
Michiru: 'Honey!' Grr…
Hakkai: I think you made her made Gojyo.
Gojyo: Why should the honey be mad?
Michiru: -punches Gojyo upside head and watches him fall to the ground- You called me a honey. Stupid water sprite…
Sanzo: I should shoot you all.
Goku: I want some meat buns…
Michiru: I got some! -Brings out a tray of meat buns-
Goku: Yay! -Takes the tray and eats them-
Hakkai: Well this was a good opening.
Gojyo: I beg to differ… -falls back to ground in pain-
Goku: -still eating meat buns-
(Taking the bus Part 1)
Hakkai: We should take the bus to town today.
Gojyo: Why? Can't we take Hakuryu?
Hakkai: Well, he has a cold today, so I'm letting him rest.
Sanzo: I don't care how we get there, but we are leaving now. I need more smokes.
Goku: I hope we can get some meat buns!
-Waiting at bus stop when bus comes-
Michiru: Welcome to the Dragon Express! Please put the change in the bin.
Gojyo: Wow, the honey is here…
Hakkai: How convenient… So Ms. Michiru why are you driving the bus?
Michiru: I got to make a living somehow. -kicking Gojyo into the ground- (living off her parents really…)
Goku: Wow! Water sprite is being beaten by a girl!
Gojyo: -dizzy- Shut up monkey!
Goku: Kappa!
Gojyo: Monkey!
Sanzo: I got a headache from you two. If you want to be shot keep talking.
Michiru: Sanzo you're the greatest!
Sanzo: I should shoot you too…
Michiru: Okay… -closes door of bus and starts driving- Please take a seat while I'm driving. No passing the white line or I'll have to stop the bus and kick you.
-Goku and Sanzo sits next to some guy in red and two girls while Hakkai and Gojyo sits next to some other guy-
Meryl: Now Milly, we are going to buy more pudding when we get into town.
Milly: But I want pudding now!
Goku: What's pudding?
Milly: A dessert that I love!
Vash: I like these donuts more… -Eating a donut out of the box on his lap-
Goku: Can I try one?
Vash: Sure! -hands Goku a donut-
Goku: eats donut MMM… This is just as good as meat buns!
Gojyo: Great now he will be begging for them too.
Meryl: I know what you mean. –sigh-
Sanzo: I think my headache is getting worst…
Vash: You should try one too. -puts donut in Sanzo's face-
Hakkai: I wouldn't do that…
Sanzo: -pulls out his gun and starts firing at Vash-
Michiru: Vash! Stop putting food in everyone's face!
Vash: -dodging the bullets I only wanted to see if he wanted one. pulls out his angel are and aims it at Sanzo-
Sanzo: -drops gun- Damn!
Goku: -examines the arm- How you do that? Does it shoot food?
Gojyo: Think of all the honeys I can get with that!
Knives: The only honeys you can get are some beestings.
Hakkai: Judging from the bus route it is going to take two days to get to town.
Everyone: TWO DAYS! -looks at Michiru-
Michiru: Hehe… Did I forget to mention that?
Sanzo: -aims gun at Michiru- Drive… Fast…
Michiru: -passes out-
Vash: Dude, you made her faint.
Goku: Are we gonna eat soon?
Gojyo: Way to go Sanzo. Now who is gonna drive the bus?
Milly: I can!
Meyral and Knives: NO!
Hakkai: l-ays Michiru on seat- Looks like we got to wait.
(Bonus: Bowling With the Sanzo Party)
-The group is at the bowling alley and Sanzo has 12 strikes so far-
Gojyo: Wow Sanzo your one away from a 300 game.
Hakkai: Yeah and Goku got only a 10.
Goku: I'm too hungry to bowl…
Gojyo: You're always too hungry to do anything.
Goku: Kappa!
Gojyo: Monkey!
Sanzo: -let's go of ball and watch it goes down the lane. It hits the pins and 9 are knocked down and the last one is spinning-
Gojyo: Looks like you missed…
-BANG-
Hakkai: Looks like he got it after all… -sighs-
Sanzo: -holding the gun in the air and smiling-
Goku and Gojyo: -hugging each other in shock-
Hakkai: This is going to be a long game…
(Comedy Hour)
Announcer: Welcome to Comedy Hour with Vash the Stampede! Today guests are Son Goku and Milly!
Vash: Welcome Goku and Milly. How was the trip?
Milly: There was no pudding…
Goku: There wasn't no food either…
Announcer: I beg to differ. The airline bill comes to a total of five million yen worth of pudding and meat buns.
Vash: Five million yen?
Goku: Still wasn't enough…
Milly: Nope…
Gojyo: You stupid monkey! Why didn't you bring me a doggie bag!
Knives: He is the doggy bag. –snickers-
Sanzo: Shut your faces or I'll shoot!
Knives: -brings out his Angel Arm- Try it…
Milly: -pulls out her gattling gun and fires it into the audience-
Gojyo: OI! What the Hell! -ducks behind seat-
Goku: Is it lunchtime yet?
Vash: Your ruining my show… -cries-
Announcer: I need a new job… -sighs-
(Thirty minutes and a totaled room later)
Sanzo: Goku, I'm leaving! -lights up a smoke-
-bullet flies though air and knocks it out of his mouth-
Sanzo: Who the Hell did that?
Meyral: No smoking! There are kids reading this!
Goku: Reading what?
Meyral: What we are saying right now.
Milly: -beep-
Meyral: Milly!
Goku: What's -beep-? Is beep some kind of food? I wanna -BEEP-!
Gojyo: Your too young for that kind of thing.
Meyral: -falls to ground-
Vash: -still crying over his ruined show-
Knives: -laughing at everyone-
Sanzo: I give up… -lights another smoke and leaves-
Goku: I wanna -BEEP-!
Gojyo: Give it up. -also leaves-
Knives: -still laughing-
(End of Chapter 1)