*Open on a black screen*
The Dean: Greetings, Laura's viewers.
*The Dean appears on Laura's old camera. Hair tied up in a prim and proper bun and dressed in an outfit similar to what Ingrid Pitt wore in
The Vampire Lovers*
The Dean (CONT'D): Like the change in scenery? This is my bedroom. The bed has been changed of course ever since my disowned daughter did the deed with little Ms. Wanna Buffy in the old one…
*A loud explosion sounds outside. The Dean rolls her eyes at the interruption, but gives a playful laugh as Danny runs into the room*
Danny: They're coming.
*The Dean smiles at the camera*
The Dean: We'll be right back.
Next Spring
Laura (VOICE OVER): I never thought we'd do something like this.
*Laura and Carmilla appear on camera in the library*
Carmilla: I don't understand why you'd want to do something like this.
The Revolution
Laura: Because I have over 100,000 Subscribers that need a clearer picture of what's going on here.
*Laura holds up two GoPro Cameras as she speaks. Carmilla takes one and straps it on as Laura does the same. Laura looks at the camera*
BEGINS
(again)
Laura (CONT'D): We're going mobile, gentle viewers!
*Mel takes out a group of Zetas singlehandedly*
Laura (CONT'D): Coooooolllll.
Mel: Stop filming me and get into the fight, Hollis!
Laura turns around and quickly blocks a punch from a vampire and strikes him in the throat.
Laura: Who's Wanna Buffy now!
*Laura stakes him as she shouts 'now'*
LOVE
*LaFontaine (also wearing a GoPro) sprints into a room holding a Molotov Cocktail*
LaFontaine: Get away from him you bitch!
WILL
*Laura finds Kirsch chained up in a dungeon*
Kirsch: Laura…love hurts.
HAVE
*Danny grabs Carmilla by the throat and lifts her off the floor*
Danny: You CAN'T threaten me anymore.
Laura: Danny, stop it!
ITS
Danny (almost tearfully): You'd love me if I was more like her! Wouldn't you!?
*Laura tackles Danny to the floor. Danny gets up and bares her fangs at Laura*
Laura (barely above a whisper): Oh God. No...
SACRIFICES
*The Dean circles around Carmilla while casually stroking her hair*
The Dean: I own everything on this campus including what once belonged to The Deep One. You know what I speak of, right?
Carmilla: Yes.
The Dean: I want to hear you say it.
The Carmilla:...Elle.
The Dean: Tell me my dear, would you like to see her again?
CARMILLA: SEASON 3
*Laura and Carmilla sit in front of their camera with multiple cuts and bruises on their bodies*
Laura: We can't win this guerrilla war on our own. We're gonna need some sort of miracle.
New Arrival: Perhaps I can be of assistance.
*Mattie walks on camera. Carmilla looks overjoyed while Laura is trying to not show her fear*
Mattie: Hello darlings. Miss me?
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