Hi there! :P

Two uploadings in a day...! Whoa! But I wanted to post this right away because I finally got around to write another lemonish one-shot: it's more of a lime, really, but who cares! ;D

Something short, hot and funny!

Words: 947

Gaara's POV

Disclamer: I don't own Naruto or he would do this (and MUCH more) with Gaara every day! ^g^

Ja ne,
Temari 88


Subconscious Groping
by Temari 88

"Mhmm…"

A chest rose up too sharply for a simple breathe coming from slumber, but he was sleeping, as hard as that was to believe. He didn't know why most people thought he would be a light-sleeper…

After being deprived of the luxury for sixteen years, it would be obvious he'd be completely zonked out once he managed to close his eyes – see, that was the difficult part. Yet lately falling asleep had started coming easy…

Yes, coming was easy indeed… no, that was not—

"Mh!… Aaahhh…"

Ok, maybe he did mean that… just not in that context… what he meant was that now he'd found a way to fall asleep faster; yesss… and what a way it was…! Very useful to say at least. Made him tired and satisfied like nothing else before – maybe just killing got near but it wasn't nearly as good…

"Ah! Naru—! Ggh…"

Oh, yeah… good. Fucking good.

It was not so hard to fall asleep, now. No, there was another entirely different thing that was hard – I'm sure you get what I'm talking about, mh? Yes, I mean it in the perverted sense, so you can go squealing in delight if you want. Too bad, though: it's only me who's getting the privilege of seeing that hard fucking-great-tasting-like-ambrosia thing.

Why the hell am I feeling hot? Oh, yeah, this is probably a wet dream…

Sure I'd like to taste the godly nectar – actually I think it would be too much for the Gods… it's too heavenly even for them. Ha! Screw you, Kami! I'm a possessive bastard, and I won't anyone have what's mine. Yes, screw you—

"Nggh! Oohh—Naruto…!"

Why waste time with a Kami – or a few? – I want to be screwed, damn it! I can't take this any longer!

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I wake up abruptly, eyes already darkened with lust. Looking down, I see the fly of my pants down and a tan hand disappearing to the wrist down under my boxers… my eyes roll back on their own when the fingers on my hard on tighten and a blunt nail scratches faintly on the slit.

Oh my fucking—

"Naruto…"

I can see very clearly Naruto isn't in a much better condition: his pants are tending already and his other hand is moving absently upon his own boner. That's it. I grab him by his jacket and forcefully bring our lips crushing together, deepening the kiss as I feel his mouth opening; for some strange reason his response is not as heated as usual…

"Ah…!! Fuck it!"

His hand doesn't seem to have any belated reflexes, though.

"Mmmh…"

That wasn't me… what the hell?

"… Gaara…?"

That can't be… "Were you sleeping…?"

"Yeah. Why…?"

I look down, from his face to his chest and down to where his hand was still buried in my underwear, without intention of being removed – not that I mind it. I know he's looking as well… is he going to—

"Damn!"

Yes! Go on!

"You want me to stop…?"

Fucking bastard, what do you think?!

"Don't you dare."

He's going to pay for that: getting me turned on without even being awake! I could sell him for molesting me!… Oh, I have a better idea. He's still half out of it – it takes him a few minutes to gain his bearings after waking – and I can be pretty fast when I want. In two seconds square, he's under me and his pants are removed within the next two.

Tasting like fucking ambrosia…

Boxers fly somewhere over my head as I lower myself down, eyes on burning-wide-awake blue. I lick my lips and take him in, lavishing every inch of flesh with my tongue and paying a particular attention the vein pulsing on the side. Naruto's hips are bucking already. I wonder how long he'd went on touching me before I realized it…

Like I really care at this point. Not with the constant flow of moans coming out of that skilled mouth of his…

"Mmmmh."

I hum without registering it, just thinking about what Naruto usually does with his mouth makes me wanna come right away. I close my lips around the hard shaft tightly and pump quickly. To hell with the punishment for harassing me while sleeping. A little bite to the side of his head, and I feel Naruto stiffening under me before climaxing.

Wiping a stray drop of cum with a hand, I crawl my way to stare Naruto in the eyes. He licks my hand clean and then kisses me.

I settle down on top of his chest and, within five minutes, I'm asleep again; even with a hard on still pressing to Naruto's stomach: he'll take care of that later, after all it's all his fault.

OWARI