(This was just for fun. It's most likely not going to make sense. But, then again, we weren't trying to. XD)
Rukia gave Ichigo a look. This "look" was famous for appearing during moments of pure confusion, topped with a drizzle of annoyance.
"What," her voice was in exasperated mode, "are you eating?"
Ichigo looked at her with puzzlement, then handed a small package out to her, "Bubble gum," he said though a mouthful of some strange, gooey substance, "Want some?"
Rukia gave the package a deadly looking glare, she studied the cute writing and pictures of yellow and pink bunnies dancing on the blue paper.
"You eat it?" she took a hard pink stick and examined it.
Ichigo blew a bubble out of his mouth, then popped it and chewed some more, "Sort of, you don't swallow it-"
"Do that again!" Rukia gave him a strange, intense look.
"Do what again?" Ichigo asked.
"That, that weird... bubble thing! What was that?"
Ichigo pointed to the stick in her hand, "It's bubble gum, you chew it, and blow bubbles with it."
Rukia gazed at the pink substance in her hand with wonder, "You mean, this stuff changes from a solid to a liquid, can be blown into shapes, AND has an adorable package?"
Ichigo stopped chewing, "Um, yeah... Are you going to try it or what?"
She looked at the stick for a moment, and then popped it into her mouth and her eyes widened, "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!" Rukia shouted. She grabbed Ichigo by the collar of his shirt, "WHERE IS IT SOLD? I must have MORE!"
"You get it at the counter in the supermarket now let go of me!" Ichigo snapped.
Rukia ran off to the grocery store, leaving behind a trail of dust and a bewildered Ichigo.
Kon, the teddy bear, walked up to the red head, "What have you done?" he murmured.
Three days, 13 packs of gum, and one surgery later...
"YOU DID WHAT?" screamed a shocked and angered Ichigo.
"I had to get my stomach pumped or something like that because of the toxic residue from the gum fermenting my stomach." said Rukia, "Is that a problem?"
Ichigo could explode, "Yeah it's a problem you idiot! Wait...How did the gum affect you if you only chewed it?"
Rukia blinked a few times, "Wait, your not supposed to swallow it?" she said, confused.
Startled, Ichigo hastily replied, "Well yah, no wonder you had to get your stomach pumped!"
And that was that...
El Fin. (Because we are too lazy to write anything else... )