Lieutenant Adventures Series 9 Episode 28 1 September 2014. Hong Kong Skyline.

Intro: watch?v=IM1nQDv44Yc

"Company?" asked Kellie?

"Yeah. New companions." said the Lieutenant. "I think we're getting lonely."

"Yeah, s'pose." muttered Kellie.

"I have another version of me to show you." said the Lieutenant.

The Lieutenant and Kellie stepped out of the TARDIS. They were in a graveyard.

In front of them stood a gravestone. It read 'If I should die

And you should live

And time should gurgle on

And morn should beam

And noon should burn

As it has usual done

If birds should build as early

And bees as bustling go, -

One might depart at option.

From enterprise below!

'Tis sweet to know that stocks will stand

When we with daisies lie

That commerce will continue

And trades as briskly fly.

It make the parting tranquil

And keeps the soul serene

That gentlemen so sprightly

Conduct the pleasing scene!

Fact is, Lieutenant, you have died and we have lived. God rest you. We thank you for our lives. Here lies the Lieutenant. At rest at last.'

"This is where I'm going, Kellie. I have no doubts this exact aged body is under that soil."

"They love you." cried Kellie.

"Time can be rewritten. They may well be spitting upon my grave yet. Away from here." said the Lieutenant.

The Lieutenant stepped back into the TARDIS.

The TARDIS dematerialised.

"I'm momuntarily stopping the SISO off at the ITE on Gallifrey." said the Lieutenant.

"ITE?"asked Kellie.

"Yes, I believe it's the equivalent of Earth's NCT." said the Lieutenant.

"Ah." said Kellie.

The TARDIS materialised.

The Lieutenant and Kellie stepped out.

"The Lieutenant?" asked the man.

"Yes, I've changed again" said the Lieutenant. He grinned. "Kellie, this is my mother."

"Mother?! But he's-"

"He's the same as me, Kellie, regenerates male and female. I suppose that makes you my father, mum?"The Tracker tried to nod.

"Call him the Tracker, Kellie."

"Yes, I'd better have a look at your SISO." said The Tracker. He disappeared inside. He wasn't in there long and came back out. "Yes, I've fixed and changed a couple of things. When taking off, in flight and landing, it will make a completely different sound, I've fitted a new dematerialisation circuit aqnd I've fitted a warning bell for when you're breaking the Time Limit and I've installed an app to warn you of Time Cameras. Safe journey, son." The Tracker smiled.

"Thank you very much, Kin." said the Lieutenant. "Kellie."

The Lieutenant and Kellie stepped inside the TARDIS.

The TARDIS dematerialised.

"Oh wow!" said Kellie.

"Aww. I love it." said the Lieutenant. "Now it sounds nothing like the Doctor's TARDIS.

The TARDIS materialised.

"Gorgeous." said the Lieutenant. "Ok. Now we're staying in the dark so as to not be seen.

The Lieutenant and Kellie stepped out.

"The Hong Kong Skyline." said the Lieutenant. "Beautiful, init?"

"Yes. All those colours." said Kellie.

"Yes. One wouldn't believe you squash all them together to get light." said the Lieutenant. "Lovely."

The Lieutenant and Kellie returned to the TARDIS.

The TARDIS dematerialised.

The End

The Lieutenant

Jeff Gordon

Kellie Heineken

Katie McGrath

The Tracker

Stephen Hawking

With special thanks to the BBC, , Youtube and Mum.

Writer and Producer

Liam Hickey.