One fine day in an undisclosed location in Ecruteak City, there was a rather, err… strange occurance. The trainer known as Eusine was getting married to Suicune. The er… Thing that was marrying the said odd couple was none other than Ho-oh. As soon as the bird got to the point where everyone assumed it to mean "Speak now or forever hold your peace" Entei ran in, followed by Raikou. Entei roared, but Raikou started playing the YES dance, which essentially began the reception dance.

After that completely intelligent happening, Lyra happened to see Morty standing in the middle of town, looking extremely serious.

"What's up?" She said.

All of a sudden, a random Kimono Girl appeared out of nowhere.

"…IT WORKED." Morty yelled, sounding rather surprised.

Suddenly, Falkner crashed into Morty. FROM THE SKY.

*previously, in Violet City*

Falkner decided to go to Isshu, with no real knowledge of it's location or how far away it was or how far his Starly could fly at top speed.

"LET'S GO! LEEROOOOOOOY! ."

They flew about for about two seconds before crashing into Morty.

*Also previously, in Azalea Town*

Bugsy decided to go to Goldenrod City to buy some supplies for the gym. He was accompanied by his CATERPIE, CATERPIE YEAH who ran off immediately inside the city limits. It was spotted by Whitney, who did not really care for bug-type Pokemon. The poor thing was stomp'd by Miltank, who promptly gave it an oran berry.

The duo, being Whitney and Bugsy, was scarred for life.

*Later, at Lyra's house*

Lyra decided to log onto Twitter, where she saw that Silver was following her:

TehSilver: Why are you following me?

TrainerHat: BC I m amazing leik that.

TehSilver: Oh please no.

She got bored and logged off. And then a random houseparty began.

After she finally got everyone to leave, (Which includes another story) she decided that was one crazy day. Then Suicune ran in the window, did the Fork in the Garbage Disposal, and left.

*During the party*

Whitney had eaten a lot of chocolate, and was extremely hyper. Morty and Falkner were attempting to have an intelligent conversation, however, she kept interrupting.

"I HAVE TO SING MY TALE TO THE SPINDA!"

This lead to a lot of "Wha?" and "Who?"

Morty proceeded to lead a march around the TV on which Whitney was standing in an insane effort to calm her down.

It ended with Lyra throwing a Spinda at her to shut her up, and she promptly fell asleep.

Falkner was tasked with sending a bird to the gym to send someone to come and get her.

Morty proceeded to use telepathic powers to explain to Lyra what telepathic powers were, but accidentally said it as "Telepathetic." Joke. For. Ever.

Eusine and Suicune began the conga line, which was promptly broken up when Lyra's mom got home.

"EVERYONE! OUT! NOW!"

Everyone did so. Well, Lyra tried to, but her mom grabbed her by the collar.

"Oh no you DON'T young lady. You have some explaining to do."

"Well, mom, it kinda happened. I logged off Twitter and I heard loud music, and I went downstairs and saw THAT."

"Eh, good enough. Get some sleep."