Avatar The Last Airbender Book 4: Airfuls of Worst Happenings.

It has been a year now since Avatar Aang defeated Fire Lord, or Phoenix King... Fire Lord? Phoenix King? Fuck it, defeated Phoenix King Ozai, whom is now imprisoned with no fire powers, with his son, whom he despises, is now Fire Lord. Aang got some hot Siberian ass, (or should I say cold) as well with Sokka getting some hot traditional Kyoshi sex. BUT! Little that Aang know that he actually gave Ozai powers (If you didn't watch Avatar, well, you're more fucked than a thanksgiving dinner without turkey), which makes Ozai AVATAR OZAI. Roku was not happy with Aang.

IN THE SPIRIT WORLD... Aang is tied up to a chair, and sees a bunch of his previous forms, huge, red, and unhappy. Roku goes up to Aang, and starts to yell at him.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU KILLED THE BASTARD!" yelled Roku

"It wasn't something I thought was right.." replied Aang

"THOUGHT WAS RIGHT! You realized that fool killed my granddaughter!"

"Your granddaughter isn't dead, plus if she was Ozai didn't kill her"

"...But still, I thought something wasn't right! When I saw you beat Ozai, but now I saw the problem, BLUE IS THE BAD COLOR!"
"What do you mean?"

"You see Aang, you 'supposedly' defeated Ozai by giving him blue shit, what made... Sozin's family evil was with this thing with the Blue Dragon, BLUE=BAD, RED=GOOD, so in other words, YOU ONLY PROVOKED OZAI THAN DEVOKED!"

"So is there anyway to stop him?"

"You're going to kick his ass legitily this time!"

"What! I didn't do it the last time?"

"We actually helped you! This time it's on your own, AND YOU WILL KILL HIM! No exceptions!"

And then Aang went back to the real world, and ends up being naked on Zuko and Mai's bed...

"AAH!" yelled both Zuko and Mai

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AANG!" asked Zuko in a yelling manner

"WHOOPS! SORRY!" yelled by one of the previous Avatars

Then Aang was teleported to Katara's bed, which is his bed too. Katara looked concerned, and puzzled, which who wouldn't be?

"Aang, what happened?" asked Katara

"I was in the Spirit World... and... you're not going to like the news..." said Aang nervously.

The next morning, at the tea place Zuko and Iroh owned, I thought they had it back... Whatever they're having a meeting, pretty much everyone that's good, alive, and part of the primary cast was there except for Ty-Lee who's drunk in the corner.

"Look.. I have bad news... Ozai is an Avatar AAAAAAAND, it's my fault... I have to..."said Aang

"Will Aang say he have to kill Ozai, or fuck him in the ass, going once, going twice...!" yelled Sokka

"...Kill him..."

"Oh no! That's terrible!" said Toph sarcastically

"Just kill him Aang..." said Zuko

"But.." said Aang

"Listen, Aang I understand about this whole moral mumbo jumbo, but you understand how Ozai effects us!"
"Didn't we have this conservation already?" asked Sokka

"Yes we did, and it was actually more thought out and dramatic" answered Toph

"Let me begin at when we were Teenagers..." said Iroh

When I was In high school, I was really working hard, for the day I would be Fire Lord, while that's going on, Ozai was hanging out with his pal Zhao, and they were rocking out to some Van Halen, spraying graffiti all over the Fire Nation, and they were considered high school drop outs. I could of sworn those two were gay for each other! I thought that for a long time since him and his wife didn't seem to love each other too much despite the fact they had two children! Though it is rumored that Azula is the daughter to both Zhao and Ozai, possible with genetics, plus Zuko's mom didn't remember having sex a second time. Not only that, when I heard, after all my hard work, after all the years of college I have to go through, when I HEARD that Ozai WAS FIRE LORD, was probably the most disappointed I have ever been, in my whole life. Thus was the only time I killed a cute cuddly wabbit! It didn't help that my son was killed while this was happening!

"Now here's my side of my story..." said Zuko

My face. Nuff said.

"Well'p, I guess I got to kill him!" said Aang
"Damn straight!" said Iroh

"Can I have my side of the story?" asked Ozai

"Fuck off..." answered Iroh

"Yes bro..." moped Ozai as he left the room looking glum.

To be continued...