Chapter 1: Emmett is lazy no more
EPOV
I lay on the sofa, watching the baseball game. It was quite interesting for once, the games of late had not been good, or maybe it was because the batters hits were weak, well to me they were weak, as I could whack a ball a thousand meters into the air effortlessly, well I could whack the players to a pulp effortlessly so that's not saying much. The team were probably putting in the maximum amount of effort though and I shouldn't be criticizing them, I mean they are probably some of the best athletes in the world and their human; we can't all be blessed with being a supernatural being. Well, we can't all be blessed with beautiful goddess's as a girlfriend, I'm just one of the lucky few in life that do. I glanced behind me, my beautiful goddess was with me, Rose was perched on the arm of the sofa staring into nothingness. Rose didn't like baseball or rather she didn't like human baseball, it bored her much like it bored me the majority of the time. I drifted of, I was daydreaming. Thinking about what a fabulous baseball coach I could be if I were given the chance, though most baseball teams don't give vacancies for vampires when they advertise team spaces. Not that they know vampires exist. That would be breaking the volturi's fundamental rule, I remembered the day when Aro told me I Was not to break that rule.
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"Emmett Cullen" a giant figure shouted as he sauntered towards me "Under no circumstances should you EVER tell humans about are existence, or I will burn you like Joan of arc." I shuddered that first meeting with Aro (after becoming a vampire) had freaked me out, I hadn't known him then.
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I'd always thought that was a daft rule, they don't in force it very well I mean look at Edward he told Bella (While she was still human) that he was a vampire. "No I didn't." Edward called from his bedroom. I should have known he would be reading my thoughts, nothing's private in this house. "Yes you did" I shouted back "No I didn't, she guessed it for herself." Edward continued "Sure" I said "Edward, common Bro if Bella had figured out what we were for her self without your help she would have thought that you turned her into a radioactive spider last summer remember?" "Fine you win I cannot be bothered to fight when I know I'll lose." He said "or lose an arm" I laughed "I'm way stronger than you and you know it. "Fine" I heard and then he was silent. I was preparing myself for a fight as I heard footsteps approach the living room, but I realised it was Carlisle so I came out of my crouch position and sat back down on the sofa. I begun to stuff my face with blood pops, a new delicacy Aro had sent over with Bella's many gifts. They were quite nice but I preferred fresh blood myself. I wouldn't be requesting he sent any more. Carlisle came into the living room "Emmett" he said "I need to speak to you" "give me the short version Carlisle I can't be doing with your dramas today." "You see that's the sort of attitude that's driven me to this Emmett" he shouted. I was shocked this quite calm man was bellowing at me but I didn't say anything about it. "I feel you are way to lazy and ignorant to anyone who loves, appreciates or does anything for you in this house. You are rude to them and if they are lucky you won't beat them up. I have had enough of it I'm not putting up with it any longer." He huffed "ooh what you going to do Carlisle? Send me to summer camp?" I Joked. "No" he said "You are going to work and you are going to work somewhere where I can keep and eye on you. That's why I have enrolled you in the volunteer's course at the hospital, where you will work with patients." Rose smirked and I heard my entire family (apart from Carlisle) laugh. "Oh no Carlisle, you didn't did you?" "Yes I did, you start tomorrow." "Oh man that's so unfair." "No it's not" Rose giggled "Your just get a taste of our medicine for once" "LOL" laughed Alice. "Ironic don't you think" Edward shouted. No one answered "Oh don't you get it, I'll explain. You know the Hospital… Medicine." "We know" all seven Cullen's beckoned. "aww" Edward murmured "You try to be funny and look what you get. I won't waste my breath next time." "Good" the Cullen's repeated "because you're not funny." Edward pretend to cry "Talk about a strike through the heart (sniff) and you call your self's my family." "Alright" I bellowed "back to the matter in hand." "You mean back to you becoming the centre of attention" Carlisle added. "Oh why do you have to be such a Spandex Carlisle?" I screamed. "Do you even know what a Spandex is?" Carlisle replied "No It just fitted the moment alright" I shouted. "Spandex is an elastic synthetic fabric often used to make cycling clothes or dance leggings" Carlisle informed us "I have some spandex dance leggings" Alice chimed in "You can try them some time if you want." "Look" I bellowed "I didn't ask for a dictionary as a father or a dancer as a sister, so just bog off." I charged upstairs leaving the others to think about their stupidity. I mean me in a hospital. Not going to happen.
That's the first chapter of my new story Emmett the hospital volunteer let me know what you think! And plz review. If you liked this story I have two others The Urge to eat IT and Edwards's misery, Bella's Destiny which are both still ongoing.
If you didn't understand the spandex bold thing it was because myself the Vampire with a pen and Vampire with Braces all gave each other words which we had to fit into the story, obviously myne was Spandex. Keep looking for updates and I hope your enjoying the story so far. T rating for safety it probably won't contain anything but you never no if I will get a few ideas in the future.
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