What's this? What's this?
There's bodies everywhere.
What's this?
There's murder in the air.
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Tommy, this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong.
What's this?
There's corpses on the ground.

What's this?
The camps are lined with
blood and guts and gore
and everyone is screaming for their lives
have I gone mad
What is this?!
What's this?

There's people setting traps
instead trying to find help
They're busy trying to live
while the others get killed

There's blood on every window
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the coldness
that's my good old friend dear dread...

Oh look
What's this?
They're fixing the phone box, they fail
Now Jason's on the move, oh god!
They're climbing in the house to call the cops
The entire situation seems so dire!
What's this?

What's this?
In here, he's hiding like a bitch.
In there!
and who would ever think?
and why?

He's hiding in the closet
but as everybody knows
that strategy never works
So, now correct me if I'm wrong
He is so screwed
He is so screwed
Oh, could it be a psychopath?
What's this?

Oh my, what now?
There's people at the car.
But look, a beartrap's in the way.
No knifes, no pocket knifes to disarm the trap so that means one needs to be ensnared within the trap
and take one for the damn team...

What's this?
The car parts are all missing
and Rob Dier can't be found
And in his place is
a killer who dislikes sexual sounds.

Instead of joy, I swear
I can hear more screams curdling through the air
The smell of flesh and blood
is absolutely everywhere...

The blood, the screams
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt so scared before
The adrenaline inside of me is filling up
I simply want to get out.

I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want myself to live
I'm now aware
I'm now aware
I know who's killing, and
JASON'S HERE!

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