* For those who haven't watched LOTR:The Two Towers, this parody contains spoilers!



Uruk-hai (Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Marching through the fields With hobbits on their backs On their way to Isengard By Saruman's commands

Merry and Pippin Clinging tightly on Threw a leaf brooch on the ground Which Aragorn picked up.Oh

Uruk-hai uruk-hai Trudging through the snow Heavy footprints shone by glow Of starry midnight skies Hey!

Uruk-hai uruk-hai Hungry uruk-hai Want to play Eat-The-Hobbits But never got their way!