Disclaimer: I do not on Katekyo Hitman Reborn or any characters associated with Katekyo Hitman Reborn. (But this is FANfiction! Oh whatever...I like sounding like a lawyer. *u*)
Aiyaaa, it's been so long since I've posted. :D
"Hey."
"Shut up."
"Hey."
"Shut up."
"...Hey?"
"Shut the fuck up."
Amazing how a simple adjective can spice up a boring phrase, eh?
"Noo, Gokudera! When I say 'hey', you're supposed to say 'ho'!" Yamamoto whined. "It's tradition!"
"Fuck tradition."
They fell into an awkward silence. Gokudera and Yamamoto were over at Tsuna's house, doing homework. Currently, Tsuna was in the washroom, and he sure was taking a long time (none of them knew that it was a number two).
"Hey, Gokudera?" Yamamoto asked tentatively. He was met with silence, which he assumed was the cue to keep on talking. "Hey, Gokudera? Ne, Gokudera? Gokuderaaaaaa? Hello-"
"SHUT UP, BASEBALL FREAK!" Gokudera screamed. "Why can't you just leave me the fuck alone?! Every, single, fucking day I see your stupid smile and it makes me wanna blow you up! You are a hindrance to the Tenth, me, and everyone around you! Ho-" Gokudera stopped and coughed a few times. He had choked on his spit.
"Heeeey," Yamamoto said happily, grinning. "You finally said 'ho'! Hey!" He waited for Gokudera to say his line. "Umm, that's the cue, you know."
"THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE NOW!"
Gokudera lunged at Yamamoto and they fell back on Tsuna's bed. Somehow Yamamoto managed to get on top, trapping Gokudera with his arms.
"Wow, Gokudera, that was dangerous," he said, straightening himself. Gokudera growled menacingly and extended his arm, jerking Yamamoto closer by his collar. He opened his mouth to shout at him, and that's when Tsuna decided to come in.
"Hey, guys, I'm back-" he gaped at the scene before him; Gokudera clutching Yamamoto's collar, both of them panting slightly, with Yamamoto looming over the Italian. IT ALL LOOKED SO DAMN SUGGESTIVE.
"OhmygoshI'msoosorryforinterrupting!" Tsuna scampered to the little table in the middle of his room, collected his books, and dashed off, with Gokudera spluttering apologies the whole time.
"You idiot, now look what you've done! You scared the Tenth off!" Gokudera released Yamamoto's collar and was about to punch the idiot but the hand that was supporting him slipped against the comforter and his legs kicked Yamamoto's from underneath him. Yamamoto stumbled, and as they hit the bed again their lips brushed ever so slightly.
There was a shocked silence on both sides.
A moment later: "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, BASEBALL IDIOT!"
Oooo, this fanfic changed so much. In the first draft, there was no accidental kissing, just the awkward positioning, and it ended there. In the second draft, there was LOTS of kissing and it ended like a cheesy romance movie. I think I like this version better.
Ciao, and review please! It makes me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. ;D