The Baddie's Of Twilight Hang Out
This story is set in the 1900's before James, Victoria, and Laurent have died. Them and the Volturi decide to have a game of cards in the Volturi's house. So what are you thinking. Evil, evilness, evilerness well… this is how its went. They have just met the Cullens are talking about them.
James : So what are we going to do about them ?
Victoria : Chase them and run away. It makes them so paranoid !
"evil laugh"
Aro : Well the only reason there not dead is because they added me on msn.
Jane : OMG will you just shut up Aro… " evil sigh"
James : I have to say I am a bit jelous of Bella
"James run's hand through pony tail"
Aro, Jane, Victoria : Why ?
James : Her hair is sooooo knotless like when I was smelling her hair I was trying to find out what shampoo she uses.
Aro, Jane, Victoria : And ??
James : I picked up herbal essences. But I'm not sure
"evil thought"
"Victoria runs evil fingers through ginger bush"
Victoria : it better be
Aro : Anyway……….. Jane what do you think
" Jane evil thought's"
Jane : BURN THE BITCHES
" Laurent has evil thought"Laurent : you know if we do attack we cant think or plan it.
Aro, James, Victoria, Jane : What
Laurent : well, the spike ( Alice ) can see it if that's what we decide. And pretty eyes ( Edward ) can hear our thoughts.
" evil thoughts"
Aro : we have to mask our thoughts
James : But with what ?
" evil thoughts again"
Jane : fine " pulls evil face"
Victoria & James : OMG we have it
Aro, Jane : ??
James & Victoria : Puppies !
Aro, Jane : Puppies ?
Aro, Jane : OMG you's are like the smarter than anyone I know
James, Victoria : Really ?
Aro, Jane : No
Suddenly the cullens are outside the big glass window
Aro, Jane, Victoria, James : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MASK THOUGHTS
Bella : What are they thinking Edward ?
" long thought"
Edward : hmmmmmmmmm puppies
The cullens : Puppies
Edward : they don seem threathing lets leave
Aro : Edward you going on msn later
Edward : yep
Aro : KK
Everyone : EH TSS WHAT !
"the cullens leave"
"James tilts head to side and inhales"
James : Yea that's herbal essences blossom flavor
" evil laugh"
Jane : So people are we burning them or what ?
Everyone : surpose. But still mask thoughts
James : Puppies ??
Aro : Fine
( I this story was stupid but still LOL)
THE END
Ooh if your wondering Laurent went to but Herbal Essences ok now
THE END