~She's Been Doing This for Twenty Years, After All~
A cool breeze wafted over the Hakurei Shrine, rustling the paper tassels over the decking. Reimu was shivering in her flimsy dress, but she knew she'd get too hot with a vest underneath. What could she do? She was trapped in an inescapable quandary.
"Wait a minute!" cried Reimu. "Why am I just sitting around here feeling sorry for myself?! I control my own destiny!"
Exploding with newfound liveliness, Reimu leapt to her feet. A small part of her spine went click.
"Aaaaaaaaargh!" shrieked Reimu, flopping back down again. She realised with a sinking heart that she was going to be there until someone brought her tea.