Ya know,back in the day, I used to be good, good friends with the real Phineas and Ferb. I fact, I remember back when it all started. It was a dark and stormy night, and These 2 national gay icons helped me get out of a sticky situation (no pun intended). I was having fun at sand the skeleton's house when all of a sudden I had a heart attack and then my sworn nemesis: @BlackGuyWithGreenSkin, another gay icon, came inside( no pun intended) and started whacking me with a fucking Todd Howard-shaped dldo.at first I thought this was my downfall: I may have met my match! "What If these creatures are MORE powerful than I??"- I thought.
Chapter 8- ferb breaks inside sans house and ejaculates all over the walls like a fucking Fire hose. I fact the PSI of his load was so large that it shot multiple holes through the fucking walls;
cuts to the world famous, classic Phineas and ferb house:
Phineas was sitting down, playing Neo Pets: Online edition on his Nintendo️ brand Apple laptop. When all of a sudden he got a notification on The Twitter saying "BEWARE: A CREATURE MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU HAS ARRIVED AT SANS' HOUSE. FIGHT IT AND CLAIM YOUR GLORY AS THE NEW CHAMPION IF YOU DARE!".
HE TOOK THIS AS A THREAT AND CASUALLY PROCEEDED TO CALL THE POLICE. WHEN THE POLICE ARRIVED HE LURED THEM INTO HIS HOUSE AND SWALLOWED THEM WHOLE, SPITTING OUT THE TASER ONE OF THEM HAD ON THEM SO HE CAN USE IT IN HIS BATTLE AGAINST THE GREEN MENACE.
CHAPTER 2- PHINEAS ARRIVES.
It was like, like, one of those, like cool cowboy movies where the man comes inside me and he pulls out his revolver and then the other man pulls out his and their about to have a duel of Teh fates. Phineas pulls his lightsaber out second, to show his dominance. When all of a sudden they began fighting, and Phineas one tapped him with his AK and he won teh Epik battle. Then he started climbing on top of me and extracting out my heart. He said a little prayer to Jesus and began stuffing his mouth with then entire organ, taking small nibbles here and there, then he took one huge bite out of it, growing about 16" taller. His arms began to bulge out as is each muscle was literally a mini Arnold Schwartzenigger, and he leveled up like 3 times.
Phineas was now eating the visions of God. He looked up to the heavens, eyes and mouth gushing I or and ethereal flames, he screamed "AAAAAAHSEMBULLLLOOOOORRRRRIAOORRR NIIIGGGGRRRRROIIIIIOOOOOOOL CUNT!!!!" AND A GIANT hole opened up at the center of the earth, reaching into the puts of he'll. He placed my body at the base and kicked my fucking skull in, using it as bait for the one and only Satan himself to cum up. He took my body as a generous donation, and casually proceeded to come out as a stupid faggit homosexual.
The end