Ok so my friend Alexa told me a story (a real life one too!) and in this story, there was a mustache and the Mario theme song, and an insanely awesome one-liner. Thus this story was born! I had to sneak-a-ly write this in Civics and English II. And after my friends hounding me of spelling errors, I have the complete version that I will share with you! I'm so nice, anyway story time!
Ha ha, that stupid tomato bastard won't know what hit him Romano thought as he snuck up to Spain's room. No one can escape the power! He put a hand on the doorknob and flung it open. Holding up the thing in his hand. "Aha!"
"Romano," a cherry eyed Spaniard exclaimed, "Did you just come in here to see me with my pants down?" And this was true, Spain was standing in the middle of his room, pant around his ankles. Nothing on except his boxers. Romano's eyes go wide when he looks at Spain.
"Romano, you're making me blush! Stop it" Spain covers himself in a mock blush. The Italian starts to babble something in Italian but never forming full words. His whole body starts to shake. His arm still holding up his surprise.
"What is that you're holding Romano?" Spain walks, more like shuffles, over to Romano. "What are you trying to do? Make my ugly?" He grabs the large fluffy fake mustache and puts it on. "Look Romano! I look like Mario! I'm Italian like you!"
Snapping back into reality, "No you're not your fucking tomato bastard!"
"You can talk!" Spain hugs him. "Oh Romano, your voice is so pretty!"
"Get the fuck off me!" Romano wiggles away from the hug. However, in his attempt to escape, his curl brushed against Spain's bare arm. A slight moan comes from the Italian's lips. Both of them started to feel their pants get a little too tight (well in Antonio's case his boxers.
"Oh Romano, you are so irresistible! Even if you wore an ugly mustache like the one on my face!" He lunges for Romano again.
Romano ducks in time to avoid the second hug but his curl did not. It ends up being stuck between the wall and Spain's hand causing a mix between a moan and a squeal to escape out of Romano's mouth. Spain looks at Romano's face, consorted in trying to remain silent. He leans in and kisses the Italian. Romano melts into the kiss for a while, but soon comes out of it. In order to get away, he knees Spain in his growing groin. The Spaniard doubles over onto the floor in pain. Romano leaves the crying mustached Spain on the floor.
Ok so in case you are wondering, the bolded line was the actually quote. I'm serious someone actually said that. Reviews please!