Author's Note: This is a completely random thought I had while watching the Emperor's New Groove. It's ridiculous, but I figured it might make someone out there laugh. If I succeeded, please leave me a review!

A One-time thing

"You just saved my life."

The Soldier turned around to look back at the form of Captain America, lying almost lifeless on the river's edge. His eyes were open and fixed on the Soldier, looking at him with both pain and surprise. The Soldier felt a wave of coldness wash over him, and he lifted his chin higher.

"So?" he asked, avoiding eye contact with Rogers.

"I knew it," Steve said with a small smile.

"Knew what?" the Soldier demanded.

"That there is some Bucky in you after all."

The Soldier shook his head. "Nope."

"Admit it."

"No."

"Hey, you could have let me drown."

"Come on, what's the big deal? Nobody's that heartless!"

The Soldier involuntarily gasped and pulled his lips together. He had declared Steve to be his mission. The Soldier was not supposed to have a heart. He should be heartless. Yet somehow he was not.

"Don't read too much into it," the Soldier said, beginning to walk away. "It was a one-time thing."

"Yea, sure," Steve muttered before losing consciousness completely.

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