Rules: Comment a number and two characters you want and I'll write a drabble using that sentence /prompt.

All these amazing prompts are from the tumblr mentioned by the end of this.

I'll accept every (or almost every, I have a few exceptions that I won't do) pairing you send, just make sure to say the two characters you want me to use.

I'm not responsible if things get a little more... Mature. So this will be already in mature section.

You can also ask for as many numbers as you want, just give me time.

1."The skirt is supposed to be this short."

2."How long have you been standing there?"

3."I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid."

4."Who gave you that black eye?"

5."You haven't even touched your food. What's going on?"

6."I just like proving you wrong."

7."Everyone keeps telling me you're the bad guy."

8."Forget it. You f*cking suck."

9."Quit it or I'll bite."

10."If you use up all the hot water again, I swear to god! You're on the couch for a month!"

11."If I die, I'm going to haunt your ass."

12."I'm pregnant."

13."Looks like we're gonna be stuck here for a while."

14."Take. It. Off."

15."Well, you're coming home with me whether you like it or not."

16."I'll kick his ass if you want me to."

17."Stop it! It tickles!"

18."It's okay to cry…"

19."And that's how you ruin a life. Congratulations."

20."D..did you just make that noise?"

21."He's a bad kisser."

22."You can scream if you want."

23."I didn't know we were keeping track."

24."We're playing checkers. If you don't like it, leave."

25."One of them's missing."

26."Save some for me."

27."Oh, f*ck off."

28."You're still mad?"

29."Come over here and make me."

30."You better watch yourself."

31."Eat your lunch and you wouldn't be hungry."

32."Why did we have to have kids?"

33."Call on Line 1"

34."He creeped me out. I'm not gonna lie."

35."I'm done! You can fix it!"

36."Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

37."Where did he go?"

38."You leave whenever you feel like it."

39."I forgot I was a single parent."

40."Don't apologize if you don't mean it."

41."You're going out dressed like that?"

42."For the hundredth time, I'm not your babysitter."

43."Frost the dam* cupcakes."

44."Well that's the second biggest news I've heard all day."

45."You look pretty hot in plaid."

46."I thought you were dead!"

47."I thought it was a one-night-stand…and now we're married…"

48."We've become the clingy couple that you used to complain about."

49."Quit touching me. Your feet are cold."

50."You know you want it, sweetheart."

51."I'm your husband. It's my job."

52."You just wanted them because the light up."

53."That wasn't very subtle."

54."He thinks he's a mind reader."

55."It's just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun."

56."I don't do hugs."

57."Don't talk anymore."

58."I'm just a guy with a wife, two kids, and a Harley."

59."How do I even put up with you?"

60."I said get rid of it."

61."They didn't just find out. They already knew!"

62."You're not as quiet as you think you are."

63."Can you just man up and change his diaper?"

64."Just don't buy a goat. I don't care what you do, just no goats."

65."I have a secret."

66."I won't let you get hurt."

67."You're strong, baby. You have to be."

68."He's four years old!"

69."I've had enough! I want to be alone!"

70."I can't stand seeing you like this."

71."Me and the boys will handle it."

72."You're competitive and so am I, and it's going to lead to a fight."

73."Is there a reason you're naked in my bed?"

74."You're a dork, just like your father."

75."Mind if I join you?"

76."Daddy!"

77."I lost our child."

78."That's my shirt. So is that..wait?"

79."My name isn't Leslie…who's Leslie?"

80."There's a surprise upstairs for you."

81."I'll take care of it."

82."I'm not your boss? Well then who is?"

83."You can't eat solids, only liquids until Thursday."

84."Come on, baby, up to bed."

85."They got you a present. Isn't it sweet?"

86."Am I scaring you?"

87."Run! You said you'd work out with me!"

88."After everything…I'd still choose you."

89."And when did you plan on telling me about this?"

90."Trust me."

91."Scoot over a little bit, please."

92."You're so clingy, I love it."

93."You didn't just wake me up at 2am because you were 'in the mood'."

94."Did they hurt you?"

95."You're cute when you're all worried."

96."Stop being grumpy. It's lame."

97."I don't need a hero, I need a husband."

98."Don't shut me out."

99."You got a cute butt."

100."I just got out of the shower, I can't dance. if my towel falls off?"

102."Don't be an asshole. Asshole."

103."Do you really think I could ever replace you?"

104."Sharing is caring. Now give me your fries."

105."…or we can chill in our underwear."

106."You can't make up for it by giving me a tic-tac."

107."Keep pedaling and don't stop, okay?"

108."You, me, popcorn, two liter Dr. Pepper, and a movie. You in?"

109."Have you seen my contacts?"

110. "Life is a highway, and I'm always drunk. So I'm not driving."

111."Quit stalling. Where's your father?"

112."You can't just hug me and think everything's okay."

113."Is he coming home?"

114."I prefer blondes."

115."No more dogs. How hard it it to understand?"

116."I let you win."

117."I broke your nose, and I'm sorry for that. But what you're doing isn't fair."

118."Can I do your hair?"

119."Your favorite superhero can't be a villain."

120."I told you not to jump on the bed!"

121."He's pampering me, let him be."

122."Ready or not, here I come."

123."I'm worried about losing my job!"

124."Oh, did I scare you, big boy?"

125."Happy new year!"

126."Quit moving, I'm trying to sleep. Wait…are you…what?!"

127."You nap, I'll stay awake."

128."It's turbulence. It's normal."

129."Don't touch me. We're fighting."

130."I'll give you a massage."

131."You fell asleep in the tub?!"

132."Are you doodling?"

133."We're not playing strip poker. I don't care what I said when I was drunk."

134."Slushies aren't just for kids, f*ck society."

135."Are you scared…Then why won't you look at the screen?"

136."Enough with the pillow talk, I'm tired."

137."You had a nightmare, tell me what it was about so I can fix it."

138"We need groceries, not just junk food. You're worse than the kids."

139."Is this our closet? Or your closet?"

140."If I win, you do dishes for a week."

141."Fist bumps are cooler than high-fives…"

142."Use your words."

143."Hold my hand so he gets jealous."

144."Ew, your hand is sweaty."

145."Get out of my face before I hit you."

146."I don't care if your 4 or 40, you don't hit people."

147."You only care about football, beer, and raking leaves."

148."Look! Fireflies!"

149."Why do you only kiss me when I'm sleeping?"

150."I just need ten minutes."

More prompts (if you want any of this list please comment for example, prompt B.3,or #3 of the List B)
List B
1."That's starting to get annoying"

2."Hey, hey, calm down. They can't hurt you anymore."

3."You can't just sit there all day."

4."I'm too sober for this."

5."I'm not here to make friends."

6."I need a place to stay."

7."Well, that's tragic."

8."You're seriously like a man-child."
9."You can't banish me! This is my bed too!"
10."The ladies love a guy who's good with kids."
11."Dear Diary, …"
12."She's hiding behind the sofa."
13."I lost our baby."
14."They're so cute when they're asleep."
15."I'd kill for a coffee…literally."
16."You're getting crumbs all over my bed."
17."Good thing I didn't ask for your opinion."
18."What's the matter, sweetie?"
19."You're Satan."
20."I don't want to hear your excuse. You can't just give me wet-willies."
21."I'm bulletproof…but please, don't shoot me."
22."Did you just hiss at me?"
23."Do you really need all that candy?"
24."It's six o'clock in the morning, you're not having vodka."
25."I swear, I'm not crazy!"
26."The diamond in your engagement ring is fake."
27."No. Regrets."
28."How drunk was I?"
29."How is my wife more badass than me?"
30."Be you. No one else can."
31."I haven't slept in ages."
32."I locked the keys in the car."
33."Are you sure that's the decision you want to make?"
34."You work for me. You are my slave."
35."Take your medicine."
36."They're monsters."
37."Welcome to fatherhood."
38."Why can't you appreciate my sense of humor?"
39."It's your turn to make dinner."
40."The kids, they ambushed me."
41."Sorry isn't going to help when I kick your ass!"
42."Stop being so cute."
43."I feel like I can't breathe."
44."You need to see a doctor."
45."You're getting a vasectomy. That's final."
46."I was a joke, baby. I swear."
47."Dogs don't wear clothes!"
48."I didn't think you could get any less romantic…"
49."Safety first. What are you? FIVE?"
50."This is girl talk, so leave."
51."Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?"
52."There's a herd of them!"
53."Do you think I'm scared of a woman?"
54."They're not your kids, back the f*ck off."
55."You're a nerd."
56."I'm late."
57."Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!"
58."You smell like a wet dog."
59."I could punch you right now."
60."Are you going to talk to me?"
61."Welcome back. Now f*cking help me."
62."If you can't sleep…we could have s*x?"
63."Flea markets don't carry fleas, you know?"
64."Here, take my blanket."
65."I don't want you to stop."
66."How could I ever forget about you?"
67."You're bleeding all over my carpet."
68."Run for it!"
69."We need to talk."
70."Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It's annoying."
71."I want a pet."
72."Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now."
73."I'm not wearing a dress."
74."I'm not wearing a tie."
75."Quit beating me up!"
76."It's a Texas thing."
77."Don't argue. Just do it."
78."I hope I'm never stuck with you on a deserted island."
79."Does he know about the baby?"
80."Hold still."
81."I just ironed these pants!"
82."Enough with the sass!"
83."Show me what's behind your back."
84."I'm not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor."
85."Fine, don't say anything and make me worry."
86."Stay awake."
87."STOP INTERRUPTING ME!"
88."You're not interested, are you?"
89."I'm not buying ikea furniture again."
90."Tell me you need me."
91."Oh honey, I'd never be jealous of you."
92."I'm telling you. I'm haunted."
93."I had a bad dream again."
94."Have I mentioned, I f*cking hate Halloween."
95."It's Christmas, don't be mad at me."
96."You're not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving."
97."The store ran out of Easter eggs."
98."How could you forget your son's birthday?"
99."You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich."

Even more prompts~ List C

1. Take the long way around

2. Can you shut up for five minutes, please?

3. He's been gone for quite a while

4. I can't see anything.

5. I heard a noise.

6. Scary movies are for chumps.

7. You've gone to the bathroom fifty times today.

8. The floor is lava.

9. Where's my food?

10. I bet you feel like an artist

11. Did you ever clean the attic?

12. Can I be of assistance?

13. Get out of the way before I murder you.

14. I think you forgot who wears the pants in this relationship

15. You're breaking my heart, babe.

16. Cry me a river.

a bridge.

18. Get over it.

19. Another credit card?!

20. It's just rain, you aren't gonna melt!

's the last time YOU cleaned the bathroom?

22.I don't know why I married you.

you ever lied to me?

I trip over one more of your shoes, I'm throwing them all away.

25. Aren't you supposed to be the adult?

26.I'm stuck! Help me!

27.I swear, I'm not scared.

do you think a cupholder is for?

know when your phone buzzes, it means I'm trying to talk to you, right?

that sh*t off!

's that last time we went on a date?

32.I thought you didn't like cats?

door's locked.

when you were a kid and you _

35.I'll just tell your mom on you.

36.I thought you were nice.

37.I had a dream about you.

38.I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit

color do you like better?

I your husband or your taxi service?

notes, sweetheart.

is where you impress me, right?

up lines only work when I'm drunk.

44.I can't believe you didn't remember

45. If that makes me a child, so be it.

46.I could beat you up, you know that right?

it kill you to help people?

48.I bet you can't go 24 hours without cussing.

, I said I love you.

50. Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?

51.I'm not weird, you're just basic.

sleep with one eye open, that's all I'm saying

off your shirt.

's there a pregnancy test in the trash?

55. Way to go, kid.

56.I found the candles, we'll be alright.

could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.

're never this quiet, what's wrong?

59.…or we could make out….

60. I said "I HAVE AN IDEA!"

the hall, second door on the left.

62.I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.

still, for the love of all that is Holy.

you even human?

65. We'll talk later.

66.K.

67.I'm afraid.

68.I thought there was time.

you just leave me alone?

70. I'll carry it.

're not 'fine'.

you really taking his side right now?

73.I like proving you wrong.

can't drive, plain and simple.

75. Who are you?

76.I think you need stitches

be a coincidence

you be romantic for once?

is your fault by the way.

80. Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.

me for falling in love with you.

82.I have fans. More fans than you to be exact.

83.I paid for half and you ate three-quarters.

84.I knew you'd be mad.

85. If you die, I'm going to kill you.

've never smoked anything in your life.

gave me a black eye.

looking at me like that, weirdo.

if it sinks?

90. Birds can't fly without wings.

I'm protective over the things I love.

SOOO classifies as a date.

backsies.

're an idiot. I married an idiot.

95. I never liked it, I lied.

, we have to get up early tomorrow.

you trying to flirt? Because, you're embarrassing yourself.

when we were dating and you _

brave, sweetheart.

100. I'm sorry, but that was adorable.

don't hate me, quit lying to yourself.

hear that? That's the sound of my awesomeness.

's my daughter, I can read her diary.

104. That's a fact, Jack.

105. Actually, I couldn't care less.

106. I try my best.

107. Doesn't make a difference to me anyways.

108. I'm glad you're mine.

109. You look pretty good for your age.

110. You passed out for like an hour.

111. Delete it. Now.

112. You're a jerk.

113. Are you high?

114. No, you're MY bitch.

115. Ew ew ew. You're so gross.

116. Spare change for the poor and lonely.

117. She's 6, how can she scare you?

118. When's the last time we _

119. He's spoiled rotten.

120. I can't stay long.

121. There's nothing we can do.

you ever stop smiling?

aside and watch a pro.

124. Never give him stuff like that!

125. You're the one who left it laying around.

126. I'm a lucky girl. I'll admit that.

127. Teach me how to play?

128. It's called a prank.

129. Well, you're a prick.

130. Good, I hope you feel bad.

131. You have cold, you're not dying.

132. I have reasons. You wouldn't get it.

133. I hope you have a cold shower.

134. You don't mean that.

135. Sing to me, please.

136. Did you enjoy yourself last night?

137. Why do they behave for you?

138. Stop making your own rules.

139. Don't open an umbrella in the house.

140. You know what happens when you assume things.

141. That's open for discussion.

142. Oh, what a shocker, you have an excuse.

143. Be serious for two minutes, please.

144. I cheated.

145. What's the biggest lie you ever told?

146. Pillows are over-rated.

147. Zombies aren't real, I promise.

148. Are we lost or do you know where we are?

149. We started with one and now we have seven. You have no chill.

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