Naruto stepped out of is front door and into the streets of the Leaf Village. What a glorious day. The sun was shining.
Suddenly Sasuke appeared out of nowhere, carrying a giant barrel on his back. He was screaming at the top of his lungs, his curse mark had extended throughout his body(he looked like a motorcycle dude), and his sharingan was visible. Naruto was surprised at first at Sasuke's apparent intention to destroy him, but Uchiha just grabbed him by his shirt and started shaking him violently.
"DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?!" Sasuke screamed.
"Umm... Well, I know there's probably a guy who sells muffins at the m-"
"DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?!"
"I- ah- no!"
This appeared to make Sasuke angry and he began to build up chidori in his hand. He then lunged at Naruto, who dodged the attack. The chidori went straight into Gaara, who just happened to be standing there.
Gaara was looking at Sasuke underneath a charred, blackened face. "LOVE ME!" he demanded, tackling Sasuke with extreme hugging force.
"Uhh..." Sasuke threw Gaara(who was in a haze of 'love') into a nearby vegetable stand. His curse mark resided and his eyes grew normal.
"Sasuke, are you okay?" Naruto asked.
"Couldn't be better."
"What's in the barrel?"
"YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT BARREL?! IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL! IT'S JUST A POOR LITTLE BARREL; IT NEVER DID ANYTHING TO HURT ANYONE!"
Naruto pulled a O_O.
"Naruto, your hair is so pretty," Sasuke cooed, petting the boy's yellow hair.
"Uh.. Thanks... I guess?" Naruto turned red.
"You're my lemon pie!"
"What?!"
Suddenly a voice came from the barrel. "Come on, Sasuke... What're you doing?" A long tongue seemed to slither out of the barrel and wrap around parts of Sasuke's face, then retreat into the barrel again.(Uh-huh. That barrel never hurt ANYONE.)
Sasuke whimpered. *cough* "Got to go Naruto... I have some," *cough* ,"stuff to do.." *cough cough* And so Sasuke walked away.
Oh no, a raucous behind Naruto.
"STOP! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!"
"Come on Tobi, it's okay!" Deidara was saying, acting as if he were coaxing a little puppy to come out from hiding. He had a waffle on a fork and he waving it in front of Tobi.
"But-but-but-"
"No buts! Just eat!"
"BUT THEY ARE EVIL!"
*Deidara facepalm* "Tobi, it's just a little waffle..."
Tobi began making shrieking sounds. "Nooooooooooooooo!" he wailed, running down the street with flailing arms.
Sigh.
Kisame was tripping over foxes.