Brandon was having a swig of his favorite drink, Mt. Dew. He loved this drink with a deep and intense passion. He thought, "no woman could ever satisfy me the way Mt. Dew does". The can was cold to the touch, icy liquid drops slowly slid down the can and onto his fingers. Brandon inhaled deeply, slowly caressing the can. He then realized that he popped a glorious boner. He reached down into his pants and grabbed his massive cock, squeezing it tightly. With his other hand, he creeped his finger into the hole of the tin can, rubbing it from the inside. He tilted his back and let a slight moan escape from his trembling lips. He then picked up the can and sensually penetrated it's hole with his tongue. He pushed his tongue inside deeper, slightly touching the dew within. The sharp edges pierced his tongue and he bled quite a bit, but he didn't care how much it hurt, he wanted to be inside HIS LOVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR. He couldn't take it anymore. He firmly gripped the dew and pushed his throbbing penis inside the can. He thrusted in and out of the can. He hollered in pain as his foreskin peeled off, blood began to spurt out. The lid was dripping with red and green. The pain was extreme, and the ripping and tearing would continue. He could not stop perforating the can, the sharpness shedding his skin apart. Brandon was soon to climax, his face hot with pleasure and pain. Despite his blood covered penis, he shot cum inside the Mt. Dew can. The can was filled with Brandon's moist cum and was mixed with the green soupy liquid. He finally exhaled, gently removing the tin can that was wrapped tightly around his pulsating, cum and blood covered dick. He slumped down in exhaustion, holding the can close to his sweaty body. He gave the chilled aluminum a tender kiss and died due to blood loss and a cut off penis.
The End