Warnings: None.
He was trying to work, but he was being distracted...
Bang.
Bang. Bang.
"Open up!"
"AHH OHMYGOD I'm going to faint if I actually see him!"
A repeated, loud banging on the front door finally got his attention. "What in the Nine Realms is the meaning of this racket?!" He yelled, exasperated. It had been over two weeks of this annoying noise. Someone, or probably several someones, was banging on the door and screaming shrilly. It hurt his ears so badly that he couldn't concentrate on strengthening the layers of defense he was installing around the building.
His once-enemy, wielding a gauntlet from his iron suit of destruction on each hand, ran in with a scowl identical to the one on the other man's face. "Is this another one of your pranks?" Tony Stark demanded of him, slurring his words slightly with the effects of the alcohol he had obviously recently consumed.
"No, of course not! Why would I force myself to listen to this insufferable din?" He asked defensively, gesturing to the door, which was shaking slightly from the impact of people's fists.
"JARVIS, what's going on outside?" Tony asked his AI.
JARVIS immediately responded with a live video stream. Hordes of crazed teenage girls and young women were flooding the street outside, shrieking at the top of their lungs with excitement. They crowded together outside Stark Tower, and those closest to the door pounded their fists against the door. One girl was running up to the door and repeatedly smashing her head against it, trying to get their attention.
"I believe that is known as a horde of fangirls, Mr. Stark and Mr. Laufeyson."
A/N: So, this chapter's a bit short, but I promise longer chapters in the near future.
Also, major feels in the next chapter. No violence (yet) and every incident that will be referenced is movie canon. For now...
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