Naegi finds the craziest hobo in existence
Makoto Naegi was always a cheerful lad who was transferring hope & dreams through his memes and was not fond of violence, conflict, etc.
He was walking down the street one day to get some groceries and noticed a weird hobo that had a sign "Punch me till my ovaries bleed". The hobo was a female around Nogi's age with gigantic boobs, twin pink-blonde pigtails and blue eyes. She was acting erratically & shit like she had taken some fucking ecstasy. She was wearing a large black coat, pants & a weird beanie that had a white smiley face on the left side & a black red-eyed devious face on the right.
"Why do you need people to punch you?" the curious boy asked the filthy hobo.
"Because I want to feel bad. When I feel bad, I feel good." Said that homeless slut.
"Bitch, wtf are you on nigga!?" said Naegi while having the most disgusted expression.
"DESPAIR MY DUDE, DESPAIR!" she said, while having the most blissful expression.
She was shouting loudly enough to be heard by a handful of people, listening to her retarded bullshit so they decided to act on her wishes. Naegi, while being disgusted by this masochistic shit cunt, still thought that feeding someone's autism & delusions is a terrible idea.
"Wait, my fellow citizens. Just because a maniac hobo is autistic, it doesn't mean we should beat her ass, just for her to shut her bitch ass hoe mouth". The town folks stopped and started to agree with the boy, but the hobo stood up and started shouting some crazy ass bullshit again.
"I WANT MY DESPAIR, BLYAT! FUCK OFF NAGI KYS!" she shouted. People started ignoring Naegi's requests on not hiting that retarded bitch's ass and started bashing her head in. Even some hood gangs popped out of nowhere and started capping her ass.
While Naegi was telling them that violence is not the answer, she noticed the crazy bitch's expression inside that big crowd that was beating her degenerate ass up. She was ecstatic and fucking leaking. "BEAT MY ASS YOU FUCKING INBREDS!" she shouted. Naegi was fucking disgusted and decided that violence IS the answer for retarded sluts like her. He grabbed a bat and helped his fellow citizens on beating the shit out of that crazy slut's skull.
Then, a gigantic muscular guy with blonde hair popped up! Everyone was shocked! They recognized him! It was All Might!1!1!1!11! He had recognized Naegi for his efforts and decided to comment on the lad's gallant efforts of beating crazy motherfuckers off the streets.
He had decided to transfer his godly power and insane Quirk that made him the strongest hero in the world, the "One for All" to Naegi. Naegimeme was moved. "Thanks for making Japan cleaner from despair fetishists & retarded hobos lad!" said All Might and disappeared in the sky. Everyone was clapping. Justice had been served!
"Ey yo, wtf is that ticking sound?" said one of the ghetto homies that had smashed that hobo's head. The hobo had a explosive belt which they hadn't noticed before because they were all fucking idiots. Everyone was blown to shit & the world was never the same.
R.I.P. NEJIMA 2040–3056%$ idk best hope memer