Okay, to be perfectly honest, I really don't know that much about Adventure Time outside of LSP, but she is a fun character not to write a fic about, so here you go. Sorry if I don't exactly get her character down for this.
Ever since Brad and I broke up, I've been feeling this empty void in my heart. I didn't think I could love anyone ever again and want to ask them out to eat chili cheese fries with, but then I met the one. His name is Zuko. He recently became ruler of the Fire Nation which is, like, totally different from the Fire Kingdom Flame Princess is from, and he's, like, so hot (literally). He's got this black hair that's been growing like a weed, gold eyes, really sexy pecks, and this scar over one of his eyes (Believe it or not, I think guys with scars are super hot.).
Its not just his looks I'm into; I feel as if we have this strong emotional connection. Zuko's mom left him when he was ten and his dad gave him that scar of his and banished him for three years from his home. Its so sad. I know exactly how he feels. My parents were so cruel to me that I had to run away from home and live in the woods. He's suffered so much in his life. I would totally make out with him and eat chili cheese fries with him to make him feel better.
Now I know you're gonna say "But Lumpy Space Princess, Zuko already has a girlfriend named Mai."; well lump that emotionless bitch; she's not nearly as sexy as I am and doesn't understand him the way I do. There is no way that they're gonna get married and have babies together. Besides, Zuko already has the hot for me. He was, like, "Oh my Glob, Lumpy Space Princess is, like, so hot and sexy with those lumps of her. I would totally make her my Fire Lady.". He didn't actually say that, but I could tell what he was thinking through his body language. Zuko is, like, so totally into me that he doesn't even know it yet, but I'll let him know; I'll be the best girlfriend he ever had.
So yeah, I just paired Prince Zuko with Lumpy Space Princess. In weird, I know. Anyways, Please R&R.