I, The Paranormal Investigator
I have a job, it's very rare…
Lots of people don't like it or me.
It would give almost anyone a scare;
Just watch, wait, and you'll see.
Proving that the real is actually real.
Finding and revealing the fakes.
This sounds expensive, but here's the deal:
Equipment is stuff like computers, cameras and stakes.
Ghosts, to me, aren't at all that spooky;
Bigfoot used the boat sander in my garage;
Tall aliens that talk all stupid and kooky;
Chickenfoot is only a mirage.
Mysterious Mysteries is my favorite show,
But they need juicer stuff.
Sometimes I have to go
Save the world from aliens, in a huff.
But I feel good about my work.
Most of the people in this field are ok.
Well except this crazy Bill guy, he's a jerk.
He thinks Count Co-Co Fang is real by the way.
I protect the world from all the evil frights,
And all their vicious, bad goo.
So when your tucked in bed on cold nights;
Just remember, from the paranormal, I'm protecting you
Chickenfoot and Crazy Bill are © of Jhonen Vasquez, Viacom, and Nickelodeon
(link) http://www.side7.com/cgi-bin/S7SDB/DisplayImg.pl?INO=137930 Picture of me © of Elizabeth Modrazyk I am a © to no one!
I have a job, it's very rare…
Lots of people don't like it or me.
It would give almost anyone a scare;
Just watch, wait, and you'll see.
Proving that the real is actually real.
Finding and revealing the fakes.
This sounds expensive, but here's the deal:
Equipment is stuff like computers, cameras and stakes.
Ghosts, to me, aren't at all that spooky;
Bigfoot used the boat sander in my garage;
Tall aliens that talk all stupid and kooky;
Chickenfoot is only a mirage.
Mysterious Mysteries is my favorite show,
But they need juicer stuff.
Sometimes I have to go
Save the world from aliens, in a huff.
But I feel good about my work.
Most of the people in this field are ok.
Well except this crazy Bill guy, he's a jerk.
He thinks Count Co-Co Fang is real by the way.
I protect the world from all the evil frights,
And all their vicious, bad goo.
So when your tucked in bed on cold nights;
Just remember, from the paranormal, I'm protecting you
Chickenfoot and Crazy Bill are © of Jhonen Vasquez, Viacom, and Nickelodeon
(link) http://www.side7.com/cgi-bin/S7SDB/DisplayImg.pl?INO=137930 Picture of me © of Elizabeth Modrazyk I am a © to no one!