Ways to creep people out For the Bleachy crowd.
Hihi! This is most likely going to be a oneshot but could be more. Basically ways to creep people out, in different place and situations, all involving Bleach. I promise there will be one for Prince of Tennis and Naruto, for fans of my other fics. Forgive me if these aren't at all funny; I haven't written in a while. I do take suggestions and use them (Credited, of course!). All reviewers are the best. Love you guys!
At WalMart
Memorize all words and tunes to bleach openings. Sing them loudly at random times.
'Borrow' a white trench coat and wear it. Get a fake sword or light saber from the toy department and run around screaming "I'll defeat you, Aizen!"
Smile. Make it a nice, big, wonderful smile and talk to people as if they are the mouse to your cat. Attempt to do this with your eyes closed.
Stuff your bra (Guys can do this too!) very full and go around acting drunk. Tell people 'you got alot of sleep'.
Find a plushy of a black cat and carry it around, talking to it as if it were a person. Take it to the milk department and ask if they'd prefer skim or whole.
Wear barrettes and at random time, touch your fingers to them and call out the Shun Shun Rikka.
Wear thick rimmed glasses and walk around with a sense of 'wow, I'm wonderful.'
Introduce yourself to all who pass, and ask for their names. Give out a nickname and scamper away, calling "I'll see you later, (Insert Nickname Here)!"
Run around screaming "I want to get stronger!" (Better if you lie down in the toy aisle and do this).
Grab a stuffed lion plushie and stuff it down your shirt. Just as a lot of people are passing by scream, "You pervert! Get out of my shirt!"
I'm Sorry
That wasn't very good. A nice start, I think. I might edit it later :3
Until then, happy days!