A/N:Hello Lovely Readers! Yes, yes I know I still have like Four other stories to update but I had to get some new stuff out here! Anyway this is a crack fic, no real plot, just two brothers learning to live and have fun (Well at least one of them). Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or any of it's characters/plot.

"Is that all young master?" A young maid asked Mokuba as she served him breakfast.

The 14-year old threw a quick thanks and took a seat at the breakfast bar. Giggling, the maid bowed and skipped off to continue the rest of her chores. The teenager then proceeded put his headphones on and cranked up his ipod, rocking out while he ate.

You make me

Feel like I'm living a

Teenage dream

The way you turn me on

Mokuba sang along with his favorite artist. Unfortunately for him, his notorious brother had heard him.

"Excuse me?" The brunette asked as he made his way into the kitchen.

The younger Kaiba of course, couldn't hear anything and continued rocking out, now strumming on his spoon. The CEO rolled his eyes and in one swift movement removed the headphones from his brother's head.

"Hey!" the dark haired boy snapped as he whipped around to catch the culprit. Upon seeing his brother's irritated expression, the teenager smiled sheepishly, "Hey bro what's up?"

"Not your grades that's for sure," The brunette remarked.

Mokuba said rolled his eyes, "Not that again Ni-saan," he said turning back to his breakfast. It was always the same thing with his brother: Work hard, stomp your competition and get good grades. Not just good grades; it had to be super amazing out -of -this -world grades. Something, Mokuba had decided, that only his brother could do.

"Yes, again. We discussed this a one hundred and three times Mokuba, you need to have a solid foundation for your future. You're a smart kid but you need to push yourself harder."

"Kay bro, whatever you say," Mokuba replied lazily as he threw his headphones back on. Just as his favorite song of all time started to play, Kaiba pulled off the headphones once again and swiped the ipod from his brother's hand.

"This- is the root cause of your problem," The CEO explained keeping the device from Mokuba's reach, "And that is why I am confiscating it."

Mokuba's eyes went wide, "What? No!"

"This is staying with me. No but's if's or why's," Kaiba said firmly, "That is, until you get your marks up."

"That's cruel and unfair punishment!" The teenager protested.

"That's life," The CEO smirked as he sipped his coffee.

"Not cool bro."

Oh god, I can't take any more of this! Stupid troll, keep trolling.

Mokuba twirled his pencil absentmindedly as the teacher trolled on about economic mechanisms. Now Mokuba was a bright boy, he was easily one of the top students in his class. But he had no motivation to study. Locked up in his room trying to memorize like a hundred notes wasn't really his thing. He'd rather hang out with his friends or spend endless hours watching Katy Perry on YouTube. Oh, how he loved Katy Perry. Don't get him wrong, the young Kaiba loved his brother too. In fact he adored him. But Mokuba was a teenager after all and he needed his music to get him through this dump called high school. Besides Mokuba didn't need to go to school if he was going to become a Rockstar.

"Ni-saan, can I have it back now," Mobuka whined to his brother who was sitting behind his grand desk.

"No," Kaiba said firmly not taking his eyes off his laptop screen.

"Please!"

"No."

"But why?"

"I thought I said no but's or why's."

"But-"

"No buts."

"Everyone has a butt Ni-saan," Mokuba mumbled unnecessarily as he exited the office.

Mokuba smiled to himself. He wasn't dumb he knew exactly where his brother would hide the ipod. And so Mokuba began searching his brother's study like a secret agent on a dangerous mission. He checked the bookshelves and under the files on the desk, in the trash bin, the plant pot and even under the rug. But Mokuba couldn't find the ipod anywhere.

Where did he put it? I've checked all the usual spots. I mean the only reason why he has that tree plant thingy in the corner is to hide stuff from me!

"Young Mokuba whatever are you doing in your brother's study," Roland asked surprised to find Mokuba searching the room.

The dark haired boy quickly scanned his mind for an excuse, "Well, you see… I asked Ni-saan to take care of my ipod while I was busy studying. I forgot to take it back from him so now I'm looking for it."

Roland looked at the young Kaiba suspiciously then walked over to the desk pulled open the draw on the right and handed the ipod back to the teenager.

"Wow Seto is terrible at hiding things," Mokuba laughed.

"And your terrible at finding things," Roland said but Mokuba was too busy on his ipod to notice.

Our favorite dark hair teenager was jamming to Katy Perry's new song 'Birthday' when Kaiba came home early from work. Now this was totally unexpected but Mokuba being the most adorable little brother and Seto being Japan's most overprotective brother (After Mokuba was kidnapped a couple times that it is) the young CEO felt the closest thing to guilt as a ruthless business man could. And so he decided coming home early and spending the evening with his baby brother would make up for the ipod. Now in Seto's mind his baby brother is the most innocent and purest thing in the world. So when the CEO found his brother dancing around his room singing about birthday suits and balloons to say he was shocked was an understatement.

"MOKUBA!"

And well let's just say having his ipod confiscated again was the least of Mokuba's worries.

"UGGG!" Mobuka yelled into his pillow, he couldn't take it anymore he needed his ipod. If he couldn't listen to music at least he should he be able to tweet about it. But no, his brother had cut the internet and locked the game room.

And if that wasn't bad enough his phone was dead and the charger was nowhere to be found. Probably confiscated by his brother as well. Now, Mokuba being the clever (and rebellious) boy he was would have just gone to one of his friend's house but of course, his brother had his security team make sure he stayed home and studied until next week when his midterms were over.

In Mokuba's mind there was only one thing to do: run away.

"Young Mokuba, what are you doing in your brother's study again?" Roland asked keeping an eye on the teenager for well, another teenager who happened to be his boss.

"Looking for my ipod again," he said truthfully.

Roland rolled his eyes and pulled out the ipod from the desk again but this time from the left drawer.

"You think you're so smart don't you Roland?"

Roland smiled "It keeps me employed."

"So Roland, wanna tell me why you're following me?" Mokuba asked as he made his way back to his bedroom.

"It's your brother's orders. He doesn't want you to do anything stupid."

"Like what?"

"Like running away."

Mokuba did a mental facepalm. He needed to re-think he plans now thanks to his brother who was killing him with love.

Why can't he kill someone else with love?

"Well this is my stop, I'll be in my room like a good kid."

Roland snorted.

"What you don't trust me?"

"There's a reason why I don't have kids."

Mokuba had to think quick his brother would be home soon and the teenager needed enough time to get away from the perimeters of the house.

"Look Roland tacos!" Mobkba yelled pointing.

"Where? Where!" Roland asked looking around feverishly.

The future rockstar took the chance to escape through his bedroom window. Seto Kaiba wasn't the only one who had secret escape roots.

Thank you super-genes!

Seto Kaiba was in a particularly good mood this afternoon. He made a deal for his duel monsters video game, got the approval for building his dream school (Duel Academy) and lastly none of the employees did anything relativity idiotic today. So all in all today Seto Kaiba was a happy man. He had even decided to give his brother's ipod back.

That is until Roland came to him with the bad news.

"Excuse me? Let me get this straight: you lost Mokuba because you wanted some non-existing tacos?"

"But sir, how was I supposed to know that Mokuba was lying about the Tacos?"

Kaiba took a deep breath, "What's important is that: HE WAS LYING ABOUT THE IPOD AND RUNNNING AWAY!"

Roland began to break a sweat, "Sir please, I have three kids!"

"But you're not married!"

"I can have kids without being married!"

"You LIE! Now I know where my innocent little brother learned it from!"

Roland shook his head back and forth in denial.

"I don't have time to argue with you Roland call the guards! Call the search team! Heck, call the UN if you have to! JUST FIND MOKUBA!"

A/N: And that's Part 1 for you folks! Yea so this fic is much different then my usual drama stuff. Please leave a review and maybe some suggestions, criticism is welcome! Until next time!