This is a oneshot based on the word 'chicken'. This is the first idea that popped into my head, I hope you enjoy.

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Katie xx

Max was sitting at the breakfast table, recently he's not seen much of Zoe and today was their first day off together in a long while. They had planned to go out into the city for the day but that hadn't gone to plan as Zoe had been on nights.

Zoe had just woken up and was making her way down stairs.

"Do I get any breakfast."

"Well if your making it then yeah."

"Bit rude."

"I'm joking. Sit down. Want coffee."

"Oh you know me too well."

Max laughed before standing up and boiling the kettle.

Zoe sighed.

"So what are we actually going to do today?"

"Well I was thinking we could go to the farm." Max said with a smirk, he knew how much Zoe disliked all things animal. Especially farms.

"Yeah why not."

"Really!"

"Yeah, and I think a bit of country air would do us both good."

"Okay then whatever you say."

He placed her coffee and the toast he'd made in front of her.

"I'll go and get dressed, don't be too long we both know your not the words fastest when it comes to getting ready."

"Oi you, you better watch yourself or I'll set the cows on you."

"Agh I'm scared."

Zoe laughed as Max disappeared upstairs. She couldn't believe she's agreed what had she let herself in for.

Once she had finished eating she too made her way upstairs to get dressed. She walked into the room to see Max all ready and sitting on the bed.

"Nice of you to make an appearance."

"Shut up."

Zoe got dressed and did her hair and put on some makeup while Max watched the TV.

"ready to go."

"Oh my your ready."

"Haha very funny, now can we please go see some real pigs. You should feel very at home."

"Are you saying I'm a pig now."

"No. I'm saying you live like one."

"So now your attracted to pigs?"

"No that's not what I meant. Just shhh and get in the car."

"Yes boss."

"I'm not your boss."

"You'll always be my boss."

"Max. Get in the car."

Once they had finally gotten into the car and had successfully driven to the farm they paid the entrance fee and Max had insisted on buying some animal food.

"It's for the animals, and you go to farms to see the animals."

"Max, your not a child."

"Zoe please."

"Fine whatever."

They began to walk around the farm, feeing the sheep and the goats. They said hello to the horses and to the cows before moving on to the pigs.

"Oh look is that your brother."

"Oh very funny, no I thought it was your sister."

"Using, my insults back against me now are we."

"Yes we are."

They carried on walking. They exited the building and were stood on a field. All around they chickens roamed. Max shuddered.

"What's wrong is someone a bit chicken. You should feel right at home."

"No it's just I prefer my chicken roasted."

"Haha. Come on stop clucking."

They started to walk to the cafe. As they walked they heard a clucking noise behind them.

"Zoe stop it."

"Stop what?"

"Pretending to be a chicken."

"I'm not."

Max turned around and some 10 chickens had been following behind them. Max began to speed up. And the chickens ran, well sort of after him. Zoe stop still and began to laugh hysterically. She had tears streaming down her face and she could hardly stand up. As she watch Max a fully grown man running away from some small harmless chickens.

Max finally reached the farm again, and looked round the chickens had gotten bored and had gone back to pecking. Zoe made her way over to a breathless Max.

"So how was the chicken run."

"If you ever breath a word of this."

"Oh don't worry, I have video evidence. This is going to be fun."

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