Aitora x Otaku- What up! I got bored so I wrote this crack(?) fiction. I want to see which one i'm best at, whether it be oneshots, cracks, or chapter stories. Anyways, Boris the disclaimer?
Boris-Aitora x Otaku doesn't own hnkna. _
Alice-"Peter quit following me!" Peter has been chasing… ahem… following Alice all day.
Peter-"Alice, my love, the sweetest goddess in my world! We are meant for each other! I will follow you forever!"
Alice-"Quit it! I'm not yours!"
Peter- "Oh Alice, it seems you have mistaken me for that hare, of course your mine!"
Alice-"Unless you're gay, then I'm not yours!"
Yes, you heard right, Alice is actually a guy. It's amazing that no one noticed, including Nightmare with his mind reading powers. With this Peter stopped in his tracks.
Peter-"… you're…a…guy?" He said this with his head down. He gave up.
Alice stopped too, noticing he wasn't running anymore.
Alice-"Yes, I'm a guy. And I belong to Pierce!" Peter then thought Pierce was gay.
Alice-"…ah, I remember when Pierce was in that bikini…"
Peter-"What?" Pierce was actually a female too.
Alice-"Leave me alone you stupid idiot!" Ace walked onto the scene.
Ace-"barbie, did you knit a new clothing line?"
Peter-"You read my diary again! I trollz youz!"
Ace-"Hahahaha! You can't do that!"
Peter-"and why not?"
Ace-"Because we are not with Julius! That's why!"
Barbie-" Oh Ken! Where did you go?" She then trips over a mushroom and gets run over by a boulder from the Jokers.
White Joker-"That was such a great idea! Why don't we run over Mary (Gowland)next!
Black Joker-"Of course we're going to f****** do that! Let's go!" They run off.
Vivaldi randomly shows up and gives everyone some pies to throw at each other.
Peter-"Yes! I now know everything about Alice! I can finally get that embarrassing picture of Elliot in a tutu from Blood now!" Peter runs to get the picture.
Pretty soon, everyone leaves except for Mickey Mouse who says,"That's all folks!"
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Aitora x Otaku- I think this is longer than my other fiction... weird. Anyway, in the middle of me writing this, my internet went down! and I had to start from my halfway point! Stupid internet! I smother youz withs hate!
Blood- Don't you think that's harsh?
Aitora x Otaku- 0.0
Blood-What?
Aitora x Otaku- You... were so out of character just then... Don't ever do that again! It freekin freaked me out!
*Nightmare pops out of closet*
Nightmare- Doda! Well, everyone, Aitora x Otaku hopes you enjoyed this!
Aitora x Otaku- What are you doing here?
*yelling continues as everything fades black*