Dear Diary,
Is it possible to get a diary made out of ice cream? If it was, I would SO buy it! But then, wouldn't it melt? Oh well. Anyway, I really don't know why I'm writing in a diary.
I'm a grown man! I think Gakupo or someone else told me that it'll boost my self esteem or something. I don't really know. So, enough of my dumb blabber, let's get on with my day!
First was a little weird because Miku kept following me around with Len following behind her. Did I miss a game of follow the leader or something? I turned around to face the teal haired banshee-I mean girl-and just decided to take it the cool way.
"Hey Miku! What's up?" I asked her.
"Nothing much, just chilling, staring at you lustfully and thinking of how to get you in my bed- I mean... staring at your ice cream cone! Yeah! Teal, my favorite color." She said.
Wait, what did she just say?
"Um...okay then..." I said a little weirdly.
"...Lets never speak of this again."
"Agreed."
Miku and I then shook hands. Her hand was so tiny and petite! I got distracted by how amazingly small her hand was.
"Um...you can let go of my hand now, Kaito-kun." Miku said shyly.
I blinked, and right then, I saw a flash of a camera. I blushed furiously. Oh, no! Now everyone's going to get the wrong idea! I don't like Miku! I'm not a pedophile!
IM NOT A PEDOPHILE, I TELL YOU! Len and Jayemkun had some discussion. I wasn't paying attention since I was too busy panicking about my near reputation. Then I heard Len scream. I inched away slowly out of the scene and went to my room.
I stated to ignore Miku after that. I don't know what she thinks of me now. I'll just stay away for her until things cool down.
Well, that's all for to-(the rest of the writing is cut off by a large blob of ice cream)
Oops...I got ice cream on the paper...what I meant to say was, that's all for today! Hey, can I call this thing Mr. Ice?