Guideline to Surviving In The World Of Bleach

by LadyOfSlytherin101

Rosalie's off on her own adventures, this time to the world of Bleach. Fun and Mayhem await! These are a list of rules of what to and not to do while living in the World of Bleach and hopefully surviving. To follow them is entirely up to you ;) Watch out for Hollows! Part of the Guideline Series on A03 by KanakoHime and myself

1. Chapter 1

Rule #1

The Senkaimon is to only be used by Soul Reapers

(Kinda learned that one the hard way)

(I ended up in the Dangai)

(Let me tell you, that place is freaking scary!)

Rule #2

The Garganta is for Hollow and Arrancar use ONLY!

(Central 46 is really touchy about this)

(You risk being called a traitor)

(Old farts)

Rule #3

Soul Pills are not toys

(They are strictly to be used while in a Gigai)

(But why make the dispensers so cute?)

(Oh, right)

(Blame the SWA)

Rule #4

Don't insult Rukia's Chappy drawings

(She doesn't have her brother's skill)

(She hits hard)

Rule #5

Same goes for her badly drawn explanations

(I swear I'm going to end up with brain damage)

(Or bruises)

Rule #6

When changing, make sure Kon is out of the room

(I lost track of how many times I found him spying)

(It gets old real fast)

Rule #7

Do not encourage Dr. Kurosaki

(The man doesn't need it)

(Ichigo gets mad)

(It's pure chaos)

Rule #8

Hitting Ururu is NOT allowed

(I'm looking at you Jinta!)

(Stop hitting her!)

Rule #9

Do your chores when you're told

(Again!)

(Looking at you Jinta!)

(Stop making Ururu do them!)

Rule #10

The brooms are for cleaning, not for playing baseball

(Jinta!)

(Enough already!)

(We cannot keep replacing the brooms!)